While watching TV it is now a good idea to keep a Fork beside you

[TruckFump]

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[Firestorm49]

1. Good one. Love it.

[Fla Dem]

2. OK, this actually made me chuckle.

[Pepsidog]

3. Just imagine Trump going to jail, he thinks he is tough but like most bullies he really is a coward.

[TruckFump]

4. I get a chuckle imagining him asking for special treatment at...

...Rickers!

I am betting that he would actually think he's entitled to something like the digs he has now at Trump Tower.

[murielm99]

5. LOL

[Karadeniz]

6. Good idea!

[Demovictory9]

7. lol

[MasonDreams]

8. lol thanks

[MBS]

9. Excellent! n/t

[trueblue2007]

10. ha ha ha ... took me a minute to get it. now that i do get it ..... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!

[ploppy]

11. Love it!

[Ligyron]

12. Sometimes you have to wonder.

Is Trump trying to lay the grounds for an insanity plea with his behavior?

[dchill]

13. Been using my comb!

[dlk]

14. What a Great Idea!

[Sneederbunk]

15. I thought it was for sticking myself in the eye.

[lastlib]

16. This is my weapon of choice:

(yours is useful, too, of course!)

[TruckFump]

21. Oh, I love that! EOM

[JohnnyRingo]

17. To stab myself in the leg.

Then what's on the news isn't the worst possible thing happening.

[IrishEyes]

18. I just use my middle finger to cover his face.

[Cha]

19. LOL.. I wondered where you were

going with that fork? lol..

[Sherman A1]

20. k&r

[sellitman]

22. I would never do that

He makes me want to stab myself in the face.

[Wounded Bear]

23. Ok, that got a chuckle...