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steve2470

(37,457 posts)
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 12:06 PM Feb 2019

Best cigarette breaks of the week (Kim Jong Un and Russian guy with knife in back)




2. Kim Jong Un on the train platform
1. Man with knife in back in russian hospital popping out into the snow for a smoke before getting treatment


eta:
(will translate from Russian)

In Zelenodolskaya Hospital brought 34-year-old drunk Vladimir with a knife in his back. The guy, while waiting for a doctor, decided to quit smoking-just like he was, with a knife and in shorts. He came back only after he was told he was going to die.


eta2:
A half-naked man with a huge knife stuck in his back was caught on camera stumbling around a Russian hospital, zombie-like, in search of a smoke. The graphic footage shows the weapon still embedded as he wanders outside.

The bloody patient identified only as Vladimir, 34, was reportedly being treated at the Zelenodolsk central district hospital in Tatarstan on Monday when he insisted on going outside to smoke a cigarette.

Video footage of the heavily intoxicated man shows him wearily walking outside the hospital – against the orders of medical professionals – wearing nothing but his underwear. Worried doctors can be heard telling the patient that this smoke break could be his last, eventually convincing him to come back inside.

The victim luckily only suffered minor injuries, according to the region’s Ministry of Internal Affairs, which told Russian news outlet Tatar-inform that “the knife entered 2cm and rested against the bone,” sparing him from serious organ damage.


The above excerpt is from rt.com. I won't link it here, it's easy enough to find.
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Best cigarette breaks of the week (Kim Jong Un and Russian guy with knife in back) (Original Post) steve2470 Feb 2019 OP
Drunk or not, that's one badass Russian. TreasonousBastard Feb 2019 #1
Would be surprised if he didn't drive to hospital. Miguel M Feb 2019 #3
Have you seen Russians drive sober? Zorro Feb 2019 #7
The freaky part Midnightwalk Feb 2019 #2
It hurt to watch knife guy! ploppy Feb 2019 #4
Nobody told the Russian guy that those cigarettes will kill you? JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2019 #5
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi rurallib Feb 2019 #6
Why did this suddenly come to mind? jmowreader Mar 2019 #8

Midnightwalk

(3,131 posts)
2. The freaky part
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 12:35 PM
Feb 2019

Is when the smoke starts coming through the hole in his back



Well maybe that was just my imagination.

ploppy

(2,162 posts)
4. It hurt to watch knife guy!
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 02:12 PM
Feb 2019

And who was the vidiographer? The stabber? A doctor? The cab driver? The ex????

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,283 posts)
5. Nobody told the Russian guy that those cigarettes will kill you?
Thu Feb 28, 2019, 04:12 PM
Feb 2019

I hope the knife came with a warning about the consequences of stabbings and slashings.

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
8. Why did this suddenly come to mind?
Tue Mar 5, 2019, 06:42 PM
Mar 2019


But nicotine slaves are all the same
At a pettin' party or a poker game
Everything's gotta stop while they have that cigarette.

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hates to make him wait
But you just gotta have another cigarette.
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