FINALLY!!! You asked for it - the secret to MiddleFingerMom's "Immor-Fuckin-Tality:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[TexasTowelie]

1. Like sands through the hourglass,

these are the days of our lives.

I'm glad that you were able to put your finger on the problem and obtain a resolution. Keep on keeping on!

[A Simple Game]

2. Can I just take the battery out of my wall clock? n/t

[pacalo]

3. MFM keeps his fingertip on the sands of immortality...

[Kali]

4. good one