the cats must think i'm crazy

[rampartc]

when the ol' lady wakes up i'll do this number for her. ladies and gentlemen, the dynamic wilson picket.........

[redwitch]

1. Love this song!

Love Wilson Pickett!

[rampartc]

4. ride, sally, ride

duane allman played guitar on these wilson pickett hits.

[magicarpet]

2. I can't dance and move around like that,...

,... I have a death grip on my aluminum walker with the little wheels and my squeak squeak oxygen tank I drag around where ever I go.

I do tap my foot to the beat however !

Oh to be young and nimble again.

[rampartc]

3. it is all right maguc carpet

i'm 67 and she is just a little younger. for valentines she wants oysters, so i've got to do something to get the blood flowing.

[Afromania]

5. The key to not having the cats think you're crazy is to enlist the aid of one of the cats.

The participating cat will be so annoyed by the dancing it'll avoid you the rest of the morning. The non participating cat will be so unsettled by the spastic failings(dancing) that they will also avoid you the rest of the morning.... Hmm, you know what. Nevermind my suggestion, seems like it's only a recipe to get the cats to spite you instead.

[rampartc]

6. if i pay attention to one, the other will be insulted

have a heart, afromania, and a happy valentines dat.