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Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:39 PM

You know what to do with a dead chemist, don't you?

Barium.

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Reply You know what to do with a dead chemist, don't you? (Original post)
NNadir Feb 2 OP
True Dough Feb 2 #1
NNadir Feb 2 #3
NNadir Feb 2 #5
ornotna Feb 2 #2
democratisphere Feb 2 #4
NNadir Feb 2 #6
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democratisphere Feb 2 #7
Docreed2003 Feb 2 #8
NNadir Feb 2 #9
SeattleVet Feb 3 #10
MLAA Feb 3 #11
The Polack MSgt Feb 3 #12
NNadir Feb 3 #14
bobbieinok Feb 3 #13

Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:43 PM

1. I told a chemistry joke once

but there was no reaction.

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Response to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:47 PM

3. My son decided to take organic chemistry next year.

I told him to be careful. There's alkynes of problems.

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Response to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:53 PM

5. A guy takes a piece of zinc, ties a wire to it, and then ties it to a piece of copper...

...and sticks it a solution of sodium chloride.

He gets arrested:

A salt in battery.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:45 PM

2. Guffaw!

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:51 PM

4. I don't trust atoms.............

I heard they make up everything.

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Response to democratisphere (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:56 PM

6. What does an atom say, after getting an extra electron and approaching uranium?

I got an ion U.

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Response to NNadir (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 10:58 PM

7. .



Good one!

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 11:00 PM

8. But that's only if you can helium or curium

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #8)

Sat Feb 2, 2019, 11:03 PM

9. Well you know what chemists plant in their gardens on weekends, of course.

Germaniums.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 12:18 AM

10. Remember - if you are not a part of the solution...

you are a part of the precipitate.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 12:20 AM

11. Love it!

How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? Unique up on him. 😬

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 01:01 AM

12. I lost an electron...

Are you sure?

Yes...

I am positive

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Response to The Polack MSgt (Reply #12)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 10:55 AM

14. One can always get a charge out of that joke. n/t

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 3, 2019, 03:01 AM

13. Oh Lucky was a chemist, but Lucky is no more----

For what he thought was H20--

Was H2SO4!!

Sung often by my cousin while studying ChemE in the 50s!

Substituting our names, of course!

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