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Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:06 PM

Don't ever think moose are easy!

They are BIG (even the ladies and calves). But mostly all you have to do to get them off your drive area or out of your garden (and I plant extra cabbage every year) is play hard rock!

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Reply Don't ever think moose are easy! (Original post)
akraven Jan 2019 OP
Haggis for Breakfast Jan 2019 #1
akraven Jan 2019 #2
mr_lebowski Jan 2019 #3
smirkymonkey Jan 2019 #4
mr_lebowski Jan 2019 #5
smirkymonkey Jan 2019 #6

Response to akraven (Original post)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:08 PM

1. Got pictures ?

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Response to Haggis for Breakfast (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:21 PM

2. Nope. Spouse changed computer. So none personal.

I hate it. Am trying to get around firewalls, etc.

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Response to akraven (Original post)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:27 PM

3. Mind You, Moose Bites Kan Be Pretty Nasti ...

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink" ...

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #3)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:34 PM

4. It was a very talented Moose indeed...

Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Moose trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg

Mooses noses wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater

Large moose on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene
from the end, given a therough
grounding in Latin, French, and
'O' level geography by Bo Benn

Suggestive poses for the moose
suggested by Vic Rotter

Antler-care by Liv Thatcher

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #4)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:45 PM

5. That's what I'm talking about!

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #5)

Wed Jan 30, 2019, 11:55 PM

6. :)

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