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Tue Dec 25, 2018, 08:55 PM

Remember this old riddle? What's black and white and red all over?

Or 'Why did they call it hadacol?' 'Cuz they hada call it sumpthin.'

Or--Railroad crossing, look out for the cars! Can you spell that without any 'rs'?

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Reply Remember this old riddle? What's black and white and red all over? (Original post)
bobbieinok Dec 2018 OP
Crutchez_CuiBono Dec 2018 #1
bobbieinok Dec 2018 #2
Crutchez_CuiBono Dec 2018 #3
bobbieinok Dec 2018 #4
Crutchez_CuiBono Dec 2018 #7
Wounded Bear Dec 2018 #9
Arkansas Granny Dec 2018 #12
Crutchez_CuiBono Dec 2018 #13
DFW Dec 2018 #5
Ohiogal Dec 2018 #6
msongs Dec 2018 #8
Just a Weirdo Dec 2018 #10
lastlib Dec 2018 #11
Ron Obvious Dec 2018 #14
lastlib Dec 2018 #16
TexasBushwhacker Dec 2018 #15
seaglass Dec 2018 #17

Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 08:56 PM

1. A Nun falling down the steps?

That's how I remember number 1.

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Response to Crutchez_CuiBono (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:01 PM

2. Never heard that answer before!

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Response to bobbieinok (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:04 PM

3. Catholic school.

The other...a newspaper.

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Response to Crutchez_CuiBono (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:09 PM

4. Yup! What about this riddle---

There was a terrible airplane disaster exactly on the border between Canada and the US. Then there was an international legal battle. Where were the survivors to be buried?

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Response to bobbieinok (Reply #4)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:20 PM

7. Cant bury survivors....tsk tsk.

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Response to Crutchez_CuiBono (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:35 PM

9. The other other...

a sun burned zebra.

( I hate myself sometimes)

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Response to Crutchez_CuiBono (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 11:42 PM

12. I heard the Nun riddle as "What's black and white and black and white and black and blue?"

Black and white and red all over was an embarrassed zebra.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 26, 2018, 12:07 AM

13. You could very well be right. I actually think the joke was....'what goes TRIP ....black white black

white black white red.
So, lots of variations I guess. Catholic School Nuns were good teachers. They were innocent jokes. I' loved the Nuns as teachers.

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:10 PM

5. I was always asked what is red and green and goes 150 miles an hour?

You might not want to hear the answer though, unless you've already heard it...........

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:19 PM

6. Black and white and red all over...

An embarrassed zebra.

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:26 PM

8. a newspaper, red read but ya have to hear it nt

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:41 PM

10. Blended zebra

 

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2018, 09:42 PM

11. Okay, what was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered?

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Response to lastlib (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 26, 2018, 12:30 AM

14. Mount Everest!

Although I heard this one about the largest island before Australia.

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Response to Ron Obvious (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 26, 2018, 12:53 AM

16. Winner, winner, Turkey Dinner!



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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2018, 12:53 AM

15. For the older folks - What's green and ice skates?

Peggy Pflegm.

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2018, 07:12 AM

17. A skunk with a diaper rash. Never heard of the other two. n/t

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