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Sun Dec 16, 2018, 10:40 AM

Lunch with Santa at vfw I find humor

Last edited Sun Dec 16, 2018, 11:11 AM - Edit history (1)

Mrs Claus is taking forever to straighten her hair, we have to be there by noon 12 pm u til 2 pm or whenever the last child tells Santa their Christmas desires, boys look great as elves I made em shave I mean come on peach fuzz and whiskers at 14 elves donít have beards. Now I find out we have stop and get gas for the hybrid sleigh geez, cool thing is itís for the little kids lunch with Santa and since Santa quit drinking I donít have a hangover like I did last year. boys telling Santa I need some more pillows as stuffing I said bring em Iíll put them in at parking lot.

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Sun Dec 16, 2018, 11:21 AM

1. What a fun way to spend the afternoon.

It's great it's a family affair.

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Sun Dec 16, 2018, 02:21 PM

2. Just tell those elves that you don't need more pillows...

Last edited Sun Dec 16, 2018, 03:17 PM - Edit history (1)

you just need more cheeseburgers and pizza!

(Have a great time! Good way to spend the day.)

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