I bought the winning MegaMillions Lotto Ticket Yesterday.

so that the political (pro-Democratic) messages can be changed as often as needed. Complete with anti-vandalism video cameras...

I'd be up for doing something like that with my winnings.

and, maybe get some last minute ads on the air

Change my phone number, quit my job, and move to another country.

I have the real winning ticket Just give me a sec to call upon god to grant his blessing

I'm going to build the world's first true exaflop supercomputer (1,000,000,000,000,000,000 floating point operations per second), solar powered (or wind, or both) and use it to solve the issue of HOW to geo-engineer a solution to global warming. This means modeling the earth and it's chemistry along with the proposed Trillion dollar ( possibly 20 Trillion dollar ) plan to remove excess CO2 and methane before it makes the globe "not as friendly" as it is today ( or was in, say, 1900 ) for humans and other animals and wildlife.

Modeling the results for at least 100 years into the future.

And, if there is any computing capacity left over... start looking for a "cure" for cancer ( probably millions of "cures" that are unique to each individual and type of cancer )

Should cost around $1 Billion... including the building the house it, the solar and wind power to run it, and operational costs for 5 years or so.

May need to get some additional funding from people like Gates or Bezos, etc.

She saw that she had all the winning numbers, but was reading the next day that there was no winner. When she called the store she bought the ticket from, she was informed that she bought her ticket one hour after the numbers were chosen.

(Price is Right tuba song...)

Good luck!

I'll be in line tomorrow for my winning ticket.

And just for the hell of it, I bought my winning Powerball ticket too.

I bought two for you and me. Mine won. Sorry about yours.