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Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:26 PM

The WORST songs you've ever heard

I challenge you to get through the first one. Go on, I dare you.




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Reply The WORST songs you've ever heard (Original post)
JuJuYoshida Sep 2018 OP
JHan Sep 2018 #1
gratuitous Sep 2018 #2
TlalocW Sep 2018 #3
Codeine Sep 2018 #13
trc Sep 2018 #4
MissMillie Sep 2018 #5
Afromania Sep 2018 #6
WePurrsevere Sep 2018 #7
GReedDiamond Sep 2018 #15
WePurrsevere Sep 2018 #22
LeftInTX Sep 2018 #18
WePurrsevere Sep 2018 #21
jmowreader Sep 2018 #8
First Speaker Sep 2018 #9
Va Lefty Sep 2018 #10
Coventina Sep 2018 #11
Wolf Frankula Sep 2018 #12
Upthevibe Sep 2018 #14
GReedDiamond Sep 2018 #16
LeftInTX Sep 2018 #19
GReedDiamond Sep 2018 #17
LeftInTX Sep 2018 #20

Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:33 PM

1. This year so far:

This fresh hell.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:40 PM

2. Nope, couldn't make it through either one

Fixated on the producer Gnesa slept with to get this song cut. Double Take reminded me far too much of Julie Brown's "Blond," with its lyric, "I can't spell V-W, but I drive a Porsche." Brown was, of course, playing the satire for laughs; Double Take seem serious about it.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 02:46 PM

3. Depends what you're considering as the worst

For general performance, insipidness, and worst cultural (mis)appropriation since Gwen Stefani hired four Japanese women to be her crew so she could say things like, "Kawaii (Cute)," it would have to be this one:



For general squickiness, and I don't give a fuck that it was, "A different time," I'd have to go with the Christmas Date Rape song, "Baby, It's Cold Outside."



TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 10:53 PM

13. Stefani's popularity confuses me.

 

She genuinely cannot sing. Like, at all. Itís bizarre.

And the whole Harajuka Girls thing was painfully inappropriate.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 03:07 PM

4. This. Right. Here. Careful, really......offensive in so many ways, not least to the ears.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 03:08 PM

5. Never heard them

and if they're that bad I'm not sure I want to subject myself to them.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 03:09 PM

6. Jesus Fizzbinnin Christ both of those need to go back in the box.

edit: also each of the posts so far are truly, truly awful.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 03:22 PM

7. DOA by Bloodrock (1971) with...

Every Breath You Take (or as I call it, The Stalker Soung) as a song that's fun to dance to but if you actually listen to the words it reflects someone, that IMO, needs some psychological help. Stalking is NOT cool.
https://m.

As for DOA... The first time I heard it I was around 11 and in bed with my radio on. My mom was in and out of the hospital so the sound of an ambulance would kick my adrenaline into hyper drive add to that the lyrics and I still can't listen to it for more than a minute max.

***WARNING***...
If you're empathetic or triggered by sirens or such I HIGHLY suggest you do NOT listen to this.
https://m.

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Response to WePurrsevere (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:07 AM

15. I saw Bloodrock live in the early 70s...

...fortunately, I have no actual other memory/ies of the experience.

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Response to GReedDiamond (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 03:00 AM

22. Lucky you!

Sounds like the 'experience' of being at the concert might have been better than the concert.

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Response to WePurrsevere (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:47 AM

18. Your forgot the DOA video -LOL

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Response to LeftInTX (Reply #18)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:57 AM

21. I didn't forget it, I just chose one...

That wasn't bad visually since the song is bad enough (at least for some of us ).

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 03:34 PM

8. The competition ends right here and right now

The cover of John Bult's "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" always makes compilations of "Worst Album Covers." The song is worse.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 04:02 PM

9. That thing Ashcroft wrote after 9/11..."Let the Eagle Soar", or something...

...that leads the pack for me...

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Response to First Speaker (Reply #9)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 05:05 PM

10. I was thinking of that Lee Greenwood song "God Bless the USA". but I think yours is worse

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 05:38 PM

11. Worst HIT song would be this:

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Response to Coventina (Reply #11)

Tue Sep 11, 2018, 06:02 PM

12. Oh but Marconi Plays the Bop Pop

And it led to this.



Wolf

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Reply #12)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 12:07 AM

14. This is the one that always comes to mind for me...

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:13 AM

16. Victor Lundberg: An Open Letter To My Teenage Son...

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Response to GReedDiamond (Reply #16)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:51 AM

19. I barely remember that one...

Knowing my husband he has the mp3

My husband also has Muskrat Love.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:15 AM

17. ANYTHING by Ted THE PED Nugent...

...I would not link to anything by that human shithole.

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Response to JuJuYoshida (Original post)

Wed Sep 12, 2018, 02:54 AM

20. Those are really bad.

Sounds like they aren't big label artists.

Here's a super lame one, that made me change the dial:

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