50 Ways to Leave leave the White House
A funny little spoof with Stormy Daniels advising Trump to run while he still can...
50 Ways to Leave leave the White House
with apologies to Paul Simon and the original "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
The problem is all inside your head Stormy said to Trump
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave the White House, Trump
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave the White House, Trump
Fifty ways to leave the White House, Trump
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free, Trump
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
Trump said, I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
Stormy said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed him and Trump realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave the White House
Fifty ways to leave leave the White House, Trump
Go visit Putin, Rasputin
Fly off to Moscow, Monroe
Get on over to the Kremlin, Glenn
Just get yourself free
Grab the kids and take your old lady, Baby
Hop on Air Force One, Don
You don't need to discuss much
Just run away now, you Fake President
And get yourself free, Trump
