I'm very loopy on pain pills. You know what that means.

[LuckyCharms]

1) I will make a life altering irreversible financial decision within the next 30 minutes.

2) I will go downstairs immediately afterward and operate some bladed machinery.

Thank you.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

1. Be careful. Stay off of Amazon, and handcuff yourself to the bed and put the key in your pocket.

Enjoy the ride.

[LuckyCharms]

3. I'm naked. I don't have a pocket.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

5. Oh well.

I tried.

[LuckyCharms]

7. Wait...

I'll put the key in my surgery incision.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

8. Oh god....

Lift off!

[LuckyCharms]

9. Don't worry...

I'll sterilize the key first. I'm not stupid.

[dameatball]

2. If it is #1, are you that Nigerian prince guy??

[LuckyCharms]

4. I am not sure what you mean...but I have a cool $500,000 to play with...

and tonight is the night.

[dameatball]

6. Lucky for me I don't know my bank account password

[Lint Head]

10. Please don't plant a cactus.

[LuckyCharms]

11. What should I do with it then?

[Lint Head]

13. Are succulents. Put them in some water and wait till in the morning.

[flotsam]

12. Pro tip:

Make sure to check amazon tomorrow to see what will be arriving Friday just in case you will need extra room in the house or garage...

[bdtrppr6]

14. stumbling around hoping not to bump head

on the corner of a table?

Take care! I'll be loaded and doing the same thing in about an hour.

[edbermac]

15. Give us all your financial information.

Bank accounts, stocks, passwords, PINS, etc.

We’ll keep them safe from you.

[Midnight Writer]

16. Whatever you do, don't look at your nipples. They will pull you into the abyss.