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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAny clue why my particle accelerator would go "clink-bissssssh" instead of a steady hum?
Should I be running away now?
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Glorfindel
(9,726 posts)Mine does that when a particle is accidentally accelerated beyond the speed of light. Just unplug it, count to 30, and plug it back in. It should purr like a kitten.
Docreed2003
(16,855 posts)At least that's the issue when my TARDIS sounds like that!
Tribalceltic
(1,000 posts)malthaussen
(17,183 posts)But if the whole universe turns inside-out, we'll never know.
-- Mal
MissMillie
(38,545 posts).
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Yes, I'm positive.
MissMillie
(38,545 posts).
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Aristus
(66,308 posts)I tried to assess the location of the particles, but I wasn't able to calculate their velocity. And the ones whose velocity I could calculate, couldn't have their location established definitively.
In other words, I'm very uncertain...
FSogol
(45,468 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)You also want to make damn sure you use the lower weight oil in the summer.
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)My quantum mechanic said the same thing
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Invest in a good hackwrench, then check the Beam Rigidity section of YouTube.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)starts to wear at its corners. You should replace it with a fully-synchronous one when it starts going "CLANG-ztztztztztztz."
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,372 posts)Bad idea. Stick with real gasoline.
Wounded Bear
(58,622 posts)once the black hole forms, you're in for eternity. If you're feeling a bit taller, don't worry. That's just the spaghetification.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action the FitzGerald contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disc.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
csziggy
(34,133 posts)NNadir
(33,511 posts)jmowreader
(50,546 posts)It is the Trumpon. It destroys everything it touches.
Since Trumpons are only formed when the energy to your magnets is insufficient, turn up the steam on that thing and see if the problem disappears.
eppur_se_muova
(36,257 posts)FELICIA THE FERRET PIPE CLEANER FOR AEC
By David Anderson
They tied a string to a ferret and got an atomic age pipe cleaner.
The ferret cost $35 and is 15 inches long. She helps clean the 300-foot pipes in the Meson Laboratory building now under construction at the $250 million National Accelerator Laboratory at Batavia.
They call the ferret Felicia and she has a big job. Several months from now all of the four miles of pipes will be welded together, ready for a beam of energy that will race around the four-mile course 70,000 times in 1.6 seconds.
***
As part of her contribution Thursday, Felicia went through a 300-foot-pipe dragging a string. When she came out the other end, technicians tied a swab dipped in a chemical cleanser to the string. They pulled the tight-fitting swab through and when it came out it was covered with dust and steelspecks.
***
more: https://history.fnal.gov/felicia.html
JoeOtterbein
(7,700 posts)cool!
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)unblock
(52,178 posts)Wwcd
(6,288 posts)Then I'd replace that.
Best I can offer.
Good luck
SWBTATTReg
(22,100 posts)is showing signs of resignations and retirements in the GOP?
grumpyduck
(6,231 posts)Geordie: "Six hours, Captain."
Picard: "Make it so."
Scotty: "How long will it really take?"
Geordie: "Six hours."
Scotty: "No no no, lad. If it takes six hours you tell them it takes ten. Then when you fix it in six they'll think you're a genius."
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)Works on the snack vending machine.
AllaN01Bear
(18,110 posts)matt819
(10,749 posts)What's worse is that when you take the particle accelerator into the particle accelerator repair shop, all you get is a steady hum and no sign of the clink-bissssssh. And you still owe them $152,565,213.52 for the diagnostics.