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Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:08 PM

There is a hand wound talking to me on TV

Commercial for New SkinŽ.

It's doing that happy little talking smiley face - using a gash on the hand as the mouth. The wound is talking and expressing its pain - not the hand or the person connected to the hand.

If your wound is sentient and can even express those feelings verbally, isn't it wrong to suffocate it with New SkinŽ?

Shouldn't you just name your wound and introduce it to your friends?

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Reply There is a hand wound talking to me on TV (Original post)
Solly Mack Jul 11 OP
Floyd R. Turbo Jul 11 #1
Solly Mack Jul 11 #2
Arkansas Granny Jul 11 #3
Floyd R. Turbo Jul 11 #4
Ohiogal Jul 11 #9
CrispyQ Jul 11 #5
Solly Mack Jul 11 #6
CrispyQ Jul 11 #7
Ohiogal Jul 11 #8
Solly Mack Jul 11 #10
gratuitous Jul 11 #11
Solly Mack Jul 11 #12
Lint Head Jul 11 #13
Solly Mack Jul 11 #15
The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 11 #14
Solly Mack Jul 11 #16

Response to Solly Mack (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:12 PM

1. No!

Hands are notorious gossips!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:14 PM

2. True, but it seems so wrong.

You'd always have a friend. Well, until it healed on its own. But then you'd have a cool scar to brag about.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:15 PM

3. And that's the truth. Remember this guy?

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:17 PM

4. Senor Wences knew!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:42 PM

9. Ees nice!

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Response to Solly Mack (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:19 PM

5. The one where the discarded mop makes eyes at the bowling ball in the garage - jeezis.

I think it's a commercial for a Swifter & I would never buy one because I find that commercial so inane it's almost insulting. I'm a grown woman. It's a frickin' cleaning product.

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Response to CrispyQ (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:23 PM

6. Yeah. I don't need my cleaning products to be cute. Or get all emo on me.

But if they wanted to move on their own and do what they were intended to do, I wouldn't complain.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:25 PM

7. LOL, ditto that!



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Response to Solly Mack (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:41 PM

8. That is indeed a strange commercial.


How about the one where the two ice cream products are leering at each other! The premise being that the advertised product is a combination of the two.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #8)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 04:45 PM

10. Once I shut the door, I don't really want to know what my food is doing.

Mingling, mixing - I don't care. As long as they go back to be the product I bought once I open the door again.

I'm convinced my dogs change the channel when I'm not in the room.

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Response to Solly Mack (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 05:02 PM

11. The only body part that should talk or sing is the mouth

Not a hand wound, not a belly button, nothing else.

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Response to gratuitous (Reply #11)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 05:07 PM

12. Now - that - I'd smother.

Happily.

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Response to Solly Mack (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 05:10 PM

13. I'm against the degradation and suppression of free speech

for wounds to the body. For that matter wounds to any living thing. Including plants.

I am taking donations to start The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Wounds. Or SPCW.
Anyone wanting to donate can access Damnouch.uh.

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Response to Lint Head (Reply #13)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 05:17 PM

15. That's very forward thinking of you.

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Response to Solly Mack (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 05:14 PM

14. It's really creepy.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #14)

Wed Jul 11, 2018, 05:18 PM

16. It is.

I'm sure they thought it cute though.

I don't want my gaping wounds carrying on a conversation with me.

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