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Mon Apr 9, 2018, 03:28 PM

I rendered a crazy person speechless today . . .

I managed to render a crazy person speechless today. I got on the elevator to come up to my apartment, along with another guy who lives in the building who . . . well, let's just say he "has issues." I was looking at messages on my phone, when the man said, kind of quietly, "I am Mike Tyson's nephew." Not really seeing any reason to respond to that, I continued reading. Then he said it again, a bit louder this time. So I sort of nodded, and continued reading. That apparently was not enough for him. He said, "DID YOU HEAR ME? i AM MIKE TYSON'S NEPHEW AND I LIVE IN THIS BUILDING." Realizing that he wasn't going to be content without some kind of verbal acknowledgement, but not really knowing what to say, I looked up and said, "Congratulations! And I am Loretta Keifer Swisher Harner's nephew!"

At that point, he had arrived as his floor. He left the elevator,, silently shaking his head as he left.

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Response to markpkessinger (Original post)

Mon Apr 9, 2018, 04:09 PM

1. Well that was neighborly....

.... youz guyz shared some details of your family trees and nobody needed to call the cops. What could have been better ?

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Response to markpkessinger (Original post)

Mon Apr 9, 2018, 04:58 PM

2. I like your response...

I think I would have looked into my purse and then said "Oh, shoot! I left all my gold stars at home!"

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Response to markpkessinger (Original post)

Mon Apr 9, 2018, 05:04 PM

3. I'd have just said

"Cool! Howdyado."

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