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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA message from the boog the chocolate lab
Hey Duers its the boog , today is awesome day. It is snowing and my human boys have no seventh grade. The man let me out to use the yard. And I started running around zooming oh boy oh boy oh boy happy boog. Then I started sniffing and I tell you guys I couldnt find my scent. So Im like hey I use the yard all the time so what the hey I just peed and let it go. And then I heard the coyotes on the mountain and I tore off to the back yard to let them know. Dont even come here there is not enough room for your pack on the sectional sofa. Man says I fencebook with the coyotes, I know my lady dropped her Facebook. But I have to keep my fencebook page.
So then I thought huh boog dog has to take a dump. So I started sniffing for my dump spot and it is gone I cannot find the scent. Ok Ill just take a dump here , And as I was in the dump hunch squat the coyotes started again. Talk about inconvenience trying to growl bark and have a morning boog poop. So I tore off to the backyard and told the coyotes hey keep it down fellas Im trying to finish up my morning constitutions.
Funtatlaguy
(10,870 posts)having a good morning poop.
Im sure Boog does, as well.
That Boog sure has a way with words.
He is our stable genius
AJT
(5,240 posts)With the coyotes
samnsara
(17,622 posts)TEB
(12,841 posts)He is rescue mode at moment searching for his cow bone he left it in yard. And it is buried under the snow.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)IMHO, the internet contains a healthy portion of dog poop.
lindysalsagal
(20,678 posts)No, seriously. He'd be better at following directions....
Laffy Kat
(16,377 posts)Last edited Thu Mar 22, 2018, 05:38 AM - Edit history (1)
Its a boog thing