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Fri Jan 12, 2018, 09:51 PM

The honorable Jack Schitt family proves Trump wrong

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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,

And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

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Reply The honorable Jack Schitt family proves Trump wrong (Original post)
packman Jan 2018 OP
withoutapaddle Jan 2018 #1
oswaldactedalone Jan 2018 #2
Wednesdays Jan 2018 #3
CCExile Jan 2018 #4
lastlib Jan 2018 #5
meow2u3 Jan 2018 #6
greatbaldeagle Jan 2018 #11
Aristus Jan 2018 #7
Ilsa Jan 2018 #8
KY_EnviroGuy Jan 2018 #10
Fritz Walter Jan 2018 #9
sandensea Jan 2018 #12
muriel_volestrangler Jan 2018 #13

Response to packman (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 09:57 PM

1. what a bunch of schitt!!!!

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Response to packman (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 09:59 PM

2. LOL

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Response to packman (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 10:39 PM

3. Then they all starred in their own reality TV series

You can guess the series' title.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 11:28 PM

4. They are known collectively as the Republican Party. they have impacted US.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 11:31 PM

5. (always thought Ho-Lee Sh1t was a Chinese deity.....)

more than one occasion, I have invoked his name to lift something I didn't think I could... ("Ho-Lee Shit, this is heavy...!"

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Response to packman (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 11:37 PM

6. Just so you know

Bull Schitt and Pisa Schitt had a kid they named Crocka Schitt.

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Response to meow2u3 (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 12:43 AM

11. And later

Crocka Schitt married Gott Canned and they wanted their kids to have a part of their names.

So the Schitt-Canned children were Igott, Yugott, and Wegott.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 12:08 AM

7. Bull Schitt and Pisa Schitt adopted a Vietnamese orphan.

Los My Schitt.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 12:16 AM

8. Any grandkids named Eet? nt

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 12:36 AM

10. K&R. LOL.

One of them married a guy with last name Sandwich.

...............

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Response to packman (Original post)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 12:27 AM

9. Yeah, but I challenge you to draw the family tree!

There should be plenty of fertilizer for that particular tree!

Isn’t the correct Scandinavian spelling “Hørs”?

And for a bonus: add how one of the clan married into the Stein family. And she decided to retain and hyphenate her last name.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 12:56 AM

12. Now that's some funny Schitt.

Reminds me a little of the Marge Schott controversy in the early '90s, in which the outspoken Cincinnati Reds owner was said to have routinely referred to her players as "million-dollar N***ers" as well as hurling racial and anti-Semitic epithets in general and praising Hitler.

Time magazine titled the story as "A Schott in the Dark."

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Response to packman (Original post)

Sat Jan 13, 2018, 06:56 PM

13. Locking - the hosts reckon the title of this is meant to make it political in some way

which isn't the purpose of the Lounge. Please repost in GD. Thanks.

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