In less than 23 hours I'll be swilling MoviPrep!

[LiberalEsto]

Five years ago the prep stuff was called GoLightly.

What do YOU think would be a great name for a colonoscopy prep kit?

[mwdem]

1. Flushout...

they can pretty it up all they want....it does it's job!!

[LiberalEsto]

4. I kinda favor something similar - Wipeout nt

[kayakjohnny]

2. 'Colon Blow', of course!

[REP]

3. LiquiDeath

They still use Versed for the procedure?

Versed WAKES ME UP and KEEPS ME UP.

So after a fun-filled day of LiquiDeath I get a very painful procedure with a drug that makes it even MORE painful?

Guess who has missed the last scheduled expeditions up Mt Assmore (and is probably due for another).

[ohiosmith]

5. Stool-Aid

Oh Yeahhhhh!

[LiberalEsto]

11. roflmao

to paraphrase the old tv Kool-Ade jingle:

Stool-Aid, Stool-Aid
Works great!
Wish we had some.
Can't wait!

[NightWatcher]

6. Zippity Doo Dah

My oh my what a .....

Whoa!

[siligut]

7. Move It

Both the name of the prep and what you yell on your way to the bathroom after you take it.

Good luck with your colonoscopy.

[NRaleighLiberal]

8. Armed and Dangerous....Ready the Wipes.....Clear the Area....

I just went through it a few months ago (no pun intended!)

Good luck (and good "riddance"!)

[CurtEastPoint]

9. poopitol

[Burma Jones]

10. Two 'scopes ago, I was prescribed Propulcid

I think that's a pretty good name

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. You're Not Gonna Like What Happens Next.

or-
Better Just Take A Blanket And Pillow Into The Bathroom With You Because You Are Not Going To Get Any Sleep Tonight.

[rug]

13. Assturbate

[HopeHoops]

14. Schlitz Ultra

[sinkingfeeling]

15. My sister is having a colonoscopy today.

[NV Whino]

16. I don't care what you call it

Just make it taste better.

[LiberalEsto]

17. Amen to that

the bitter citrusy aftertaste is particularly vile.

[geardaddy]

22. Agreed.

Go-lightly is like drinking salt water.

[geardaddy]

18. Rect-all

[LiberalEsto]

20. that's a winner!

[geardaddy]

19. Poop-Shoot!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

21. SonicFart!!!!

Billy Connolly on colonoscopy: "Go to your friendly chemist and ask for "Shit-Easy!"


The stuff I took a couple weeks ago was called SuPrep, tasted like lemon swill, and they knocked me out with propofol. Out - wink - awake. Slept for about 24 hours afterwards. No polyps or tumors. Got an A+

[siligut]

24. Glad you did well! nt

[kwassa]

23. Olive Garden