MFM's home burglarized

[Major Nikon]

[Chan790]

1. Wait...you mean that everybody's sex-life isn't like that?

'round these parts we call that a Tuesday...because it happens on Tuesday. Not the dog part, why shroom the dog? The rest of that sounds like a Tuesday.

This leaves me with more questions than answers. Did the cameraman masturbate while filming? If so, did he set the gun down or had he come with a tripod? How'd he know to bring the camera? What was he wearing? (Oh, it's important for mise en place and blocking.) Was he left-handed? This whole thing seems very sinister to me.

This sounds like the sort of stuff other people who are not me make up to explain how the dog died because they don't want to admit they were home alone shoomin' and 'batin' when they had the crap idea to shroom the dog.

[siligut]

2. Shroomin' the dog WAS a crap idea

So I don't think it was MFM who did it, which pretty much proves there was a second person. And I don't see any video in this thread, which I am sure MFM would want to share with his DU friends, so I am thinking it wasn't consensual. Damn that video taping bandit. And yes, I am guessing he used a tripod.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. It's all a blur to me... but I'm getting little flashes that tell me that MAYBE...

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