Creationist Senator wants to know how to turn E. Coli into Humans

[meegbear]

[CanonRay]

1. This is the stupidity we're dealing with folks...

$5 says this yokel was home schooled. At least until he got to Liberty U. This guy is that 25% you see in every damn poll.

[MynameisBlarney]

2. Why must we tolerate such towering ignorance?

I for one am growing quite weary of having to tolerate people that don't want to tolerate me.

[socialindependocrat]

7. Agree! - Pro-choice is allowing personal choice for each person

Pro-choice is already 50%/50%

Why do these people feel that they should be able to dictate how
the other half lives when it is based on a religious belief.

Congress needs to make a law that allows people to make their own choice
as to how they want to live and not allow anyone to dictate how they want others to live.

This crap needs to stop.

I'm also, tired of religious zealots thinking that they can preach to a society
which is based on the freedom of the individual to pursue their own chosen destiny.

Live and let live...

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

3. To which a response would be "how do you turn a jack-in-the-box into an automobile?"

It makes just as much sense.

To quote Pam Spaulding when she wrote of Sarah Palin, "Oh, the stupid, it burns!"

[Ian Iam]

4. There's Insanity

And then there's American Insanity! (I'm not bashing, here: It's one of many things about the country that fascinates me.)

[MynameisBlarney]

5. Hey

We gotta be number one at somethin!

[Plucketeer]

9. Yah butt.....

Must we be so DAMNED good at it???

[MynameisBlarney]

12. lol

INORITE!!!

[AnneD]

14. MynameisBlarney....

This makes us #2. Let's stick to the proper nomenclature.

[AAO]

17. Let's hope the mold has been broken for all time

[NCcoast]

6. We need a word for 'religious insanity'

a friend suggested 'zealot' but that doesn't quite do it. Anyone got any suggestions or do we need to make one up? We should see if Frank Luntz has anything in mind.

[MynameisBlarney]

8. How 'bout, for these particular cretins

Talibangelicals?

[Plucketeer]

10. HEY!

That has a nice ring to it. Sorta like the one they put thru the noses of their recruits.

[Stewland]

15. If if we're not an elected official I could laugh

Seriously, People with little or no grasp on reality should not be allowed to pass laws that effect all of us. Rather than live his beliefs silently he wishes to impose his beliefs upon the rest of us. I applaud those who seek an end to the Fundamentalst reign of terror and error.

[AAO]

18. That's pretty much perfect. Did you study Latin or Sanskrit?

[MynameisBlarney]

20. Nopers

I do have an honorary degree in Southernese though.
And I can fake a mean Scottish accent.

[VWolf]

11. Notice the facepalms in the audience

when the idiot asks the question?

[AnneD]

13. How to turn E.Coli into a human...

first you start with an asshole, then you fill it full of shyte, and last but not least, you register it to vote.

[AAO]

16. What a fucking DUNCE! To call him a moron gives him too much credit.

[AAO]

19. I wanted to see him DEMAND to know how long until it became a human

that afterall is what they were talking about!

[JDPriestly]

21. Send this woman a copy of the book, Your Inner Fish.

It explains how we know from the fossil record and the development of the fetus in the womb that we evolved from other animals.

Each human fetus goes through a process of development that is quite amazing.