When the Trump prophecies failed

[Quixote1818]

After Trump loses the election, evangelicals go nuts! Pastors and prophets incorrectly prophesied Trump would win the election and get a second term. When the Trump prophecies failed, the evangelicals (some of whom sit on Trump's evangelical advisory committee, like Paula White and Kenneth Copeland) had an absolute ballistic meltdown going into denial. When prophecy fails, evangelicals go ballistic! Here is a compilation of some of the best evangelical freak-outs. Enjoy!

[stopbush]

1. Embarrassing, delusional, entitled, self-aggrandizing children.

[hvn_nbr_2]

2. I wonder what the Bible says to do with false prophets? nt

[Sneederbunk]

3. Humiliation must be high on the list.

[cheezmaka]

13. The Bible states they should "die"....

"But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die..."
- Deuteronomy 18:20 .

[magicguido]

4. I looked to the sky; and I didn't hear any voices. No booming voice of god.

[RVN VET71]

5. So divorced from reality that they'll never be reconciled to it

The "Prophets" are selling snake oil, but some of the folks here have already drunk way too much of it. The ignorance thermometer has exploded inside their souls -- just pop, pop, pop.

I hear the sound of it popping! I hear the sound of it popping! I hear the sound of it popping! I hear the sound of popping!

Just like the seam on the butt of Paula White's tight leather pants.

Some of these folks -- Michele Bachman is still alive? -- are upset because they honestly and stupidly actually believe Trump, the pussy-grabbing, philandering pedophile, is God's "chosen one."

Others, like Tight-pants Paula, are miffed that they will lose their political connection with the throne of government -- but the money will continue rolling in for them from the suckers and losers in their "flock" -- not for nothing these folks are referred to as sheep -- who give much of their scant money to people who, like Paula, claim that God has told them how to get to heaven. So these "prophets" will always have more than enough money to keep plastic surgeons and private-jet pilots on speed dial.

[lambchopp59]

6. I got banned from Twitter a few days ago for this response to a similar video:

Somebody pull-ease drive a stake through the black little hearts of these shyster televangelists.
Yes, permanently banned. Someone there at the Twit factory is even more gullible than I thought possible.

[KG]

7. religion is a scam

[0nirevets]

8. Couldn't watch the whole clip. What a strange, creepy world they live in.

[magicguido]

9. It's politically incorrect; but I want this religious shit BANNED

[BigOleDummy]

11. Agreed

Not much more to add, just agreed.

[BigOleDummy]

10. Damn!

And these people walk among us!

[llashram]

12. this is why

Christianity is a joke to a lot of people. In this country, the so-called pastors ride around in the Lear jets and their Gulfstream jets, have palatial palaces to live in, 20,000 seat mega-churches, and feel Jesus wants them to have this when millions in this country go to bed hungry every night. They put true faith to the test for any person who understands Jesus and what the church should be about.

[czarjak]

14. Growing up with an uncle and two cousins who were Assembly of God pastors...

I've got some bad news for those rubes.