Seth Meyers - Trump Claims Children Aren't Affected by Coronavirus in Fox and Friends Interview 8/6

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Seth Meyers' monologue from Thursday, August 6.




Seth's Favorite Jokes of the Week: Martha Stewart's Birthday, Sean Hannity’s Book

Seth's favorite jokes from the week of August 3.

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1. "The ones who survive are happy and I haven't heard a single complaint from the dead ones!"

At least that's what I'm guessing Donnie said...

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2. That sounds about right coming from Trump. He has no idea how humans behave or feel.

How we ended up with this soulless monster continues to shock me - and why he's allowed to continue after devastating the nation shocks me even more...

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3. Far too much blame is directed solely at donnie

Clearly he's an evil sh*thead, but he's far too incompetent to be where he is without continued help and support from people who should know better.

To some extent, Donnie is just doing the only thing he knows how to do -- try to con people and grift. But all his sycophants and enablers and supporters, they're the ones who should be able to look at him and say, ok, maybe we shouldn't have an inept mafia wannabe with deep and blatant psychological issues in clown makeup running the whole show....

It's those people who have really sold their souls to the devil.

Donnie lost whatever soul he had by the time he was maybe six years old.

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5. You're right, the Republicans had their chance to rid us of this incompetent horror show

Despite being presented with overwhelming evidence - which they chose to ignore, to our constant peril. During Watergate, it took the Republicans to rid the country of Nixon, but they let the nation down this time around when presented with the chance and every one of them needs to be held responsible.

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6. They didn't even need evidence

Sure there's a "trial" and all that, but in the end, they could have voted for removal simply because he was always too much of a liability for them. The impeachment provided then political cover to get rid of him, but they chose to continue the disaster instead.

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4. In a word: putin

Same one who orchestrated the mess we are in!

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7. Does no one remember The Cold War??

I grew up being afraid of the Russians and the world breathed a sigh of relief when the bully of the world - the USSR - fell. The people of Russia celebrated their new freedoms - Glasnost, instituted by Mikhail Gorbachev. But Putin was KGB and wants to take that country - and the world - back to those bad old days. Do none of these Trump-supporting senators remember??

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8. Apparently not!

I do. I remember the air raid drills, etc.

You are absolutely correct, my friend!

I think putin has kompromat on gop folks.

But if they would live with integrity, there would be nothing to hang over their heads!