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Fri Jan 17, 2020, 04:41 PM

So, Alan "I Kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz Is On The Trump Legal Team. I Guess Trump is still

taking his legal advice from Sean Hannity on who to hire?

So far, his legal A Team consists of:

Alan Dershowitz: who is up to his neck in the Jeffry Epstein sex scandal, and legal coverup in Florida. (Video below: skip to the fun part at 2:00. "I kept my underwear on, and I don't particularly like massages...")

Ken Starr: who's also up to his neck in the Jeffrey Epstein legal coverup. (As if that isn't reason enough to hate him, he's the GOP hit man who INVENTED the idea of an impeachment witch-hunt, and probably has the copyright on that term.)

Pam Bondi: who took a bribe from the Trump 'Charitable Foundation' to drop the Trump University lawsuit,

and, Jay Sekulow, who was apparently was coordinating the Ukraine extortion scheme with Lev Parnas,


What a shame Cohen is in jail. Could have used the OLD MAGIC about now. And I'm guessing that Greg Jarrett, Orly Taitz, Victoria Toensing and Joe DiGenova were too busy stealing candy from babies to make time for it?





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Reply So, Alan "I Kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz Is On The Trump Legal Team. I Guess Trump is still (Original post)
TrollBuster9090 Jan 17 OP
riversedge Jan 17 #1
TrollBuster9090 Jan 17 #3
riversedge Jan 17 #7
Harker Jan 17 #8
AnotherMother4Peace Jan 17 #2
Crazyleftie Jan 17 #4
TrollBuster9090 Jan 17 #5
lostnfound Jan 17 #6
GreatInDayton Jan 18 #9
ashredux Jan 18 #10
Evolve Dammit Jan 18 #11

Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 05:10 PM

1. Love your OP headline.

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Response to riversedge (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 05:39 PM

3. Haha! I also considered 'Dirty Dershowitz' for alliteration. Is that too 'Trumpian?' nt

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Reply #3)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 07:45 PM

7. yes, much to trumpy like.

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Response to riversedge (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 07:55 PM

8. I go with Dershbag. n/t

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 05:21 PM

2. Alan "I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz. Pedophilia is a horrendous crime.....

Alan "I kept my underwear on" Dershowitz was also Epstein's one time attorney.

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 05:53 PM

4. I heard Dersoschitz on NPR today

claiming there were no witnesses in the Clinton trial....which is a bogus claim

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Response to Crazyleftie (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 06:28 PM

5. It's amazing, isn't it? Dershowitz is going to be the decaffeinated version of Giulliani.

He loves the spot light, so, once he starts work on Trump's legal team, they won't be able to shut him up. And, while he's not as batshit-crazy as Giuliani, he's at least as big a bullshitter as Giuliani. Up until now, Dershowits has appeared mostly on Fox, where they never fact check him. And, since he's not officially connected to Trump, nobody in the mainstream medium really cares about what he says. But just wait until he becomes an OFFICIAL part of the Trump team, and the MSM has no choice but to fact check him.

I give it TWO WEEK, MAXIMUM before Trump is standing in front of Marine One shouting "I DON'T EVEN KNOW DERSHOWITZ! I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HIM AT A FUNDRAISER, BUT I NEVER TALKED TO HIM! HE'S A DEMOCRAT, THAT'S ALL I KNOW!..."

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 07:06 PM

6. Chris Matthews got his name wrong

Hes just calling him Alan Dershowitz. Your middle name is very apropos.

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 09:38 AM

9. OMG... it's all so surreal...

I can barely stand it.

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 09:48 AM

10. I believe him that he "kept his underwear on"....

They were around his knees!

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Response to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:52 AM

11. Kept my underwear on? Is that like I didn't inhale? Lady Liberty, time for the sword to come out

and the scales of justice to start making noise. So sick of these white, privileged pedophiles giving us all a middle finger. Maybe Michel Cohen has more to add to this story in exchange for a shorter sentence?

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