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Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:30 PM

Jim Bakker Says Those Who Mock Him Will Answer To God

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Reply Jim Bakker Says Those Who Mock Him Will Answer To God (Original post)
Miles Archer Oct 2017 OP
50 Shades Of Blue Oct 2017 #1
Ellipsis Oct 2017 #2
Thomas Hurt Oct 2017 #3
pbmus Oct 2017 #4
Initech Oct 2017 #5
Laf.La.Dem. Oct 2017 #6
samnsara Oct 2017 #7
DinahMoeHum Oct 2017 #8
Raster Oct 2017 #9
AtheistCrusader Oct 2017 #10
NCjack Oct 2017 #11
japple Oct 2017 #12
safeinOhio Oct 2017 #13
Mendocino Oct 2017 #17
packman Oct 2017 #14
Permanut Oct 2017 #15
tiptonic Oct 2017 #16
Sneederbunk Oct 2017 #18
Podkayne K Oct 2017 #20
LongTomH Oct 2017 #24
Kleveland Oct 2017 #19
Larrybanal Oct 2017 #21
JNelson6563 Oct 2017 #22
mdbl Oct 2017 #23
Boomerproud Oct 2017 #25
RKP5637 Oct 2017 #26
RKP5637 Oct 2017 #27
doc03 Oct 2017 #28
paleotn Oct 2017 #33
True Dough Oct 2017 #29
HopeAgain Oct 2017 #30
paleotn Oct 2017 #31
left-of-center2012 Oct 2017 #32
yuiyoshida Oct 2017 #34
The Genealogist Oct 2017 #35
3catwoman3 Oct 2017 #36
byronius Oct 2017 #37
Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2017 #38
L. Coyote Oct 2017 #39
longship Oct 2017 #40
Bob Loblaw Oct 2017 #41

Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:34 PM

1. Gawd'll give 'em a high five!

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:37 PM

2. 15 minutes of Jessica Hahn...


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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:39 PM

3. isn't it blasphemy to raise a sinner to some level of divinity...

King Donnie does not have divine right of kings, the felon should move on to fleecing his marks.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:40 PM

4. ..............

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:45 PM

5. And God will most likely give those people Edible Arrangements.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:45 PM

6. let me find my check book!

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 03:56 PM

7. thank god im atheist....

....I fear neither men.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:20 PM

8. Hey Jim: Fuck your "Buy-Bull"(shit)

PTL: Pass the Loot

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:23 PM

9. Duuuuddddeeee, the Relevance Train left the station a long time ago...

...and you weren't on it.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:24 PM

10. Trot him on out already, I've been meaning to have some words with him for some time.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:33 PM

11. Jim Bakker does not condemn Pres. Trump for being an unrepentant whoremonger.

Trump and Bakker put the USA in danger of God's terrible judgment.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:39 PM

12. Soup salesman and survivalism expert, Jim Bakker is madder than hell

and he's not gonna take it anymore. Poor guy is sick of being mocked. God is on Jim's side and he's gonna smite you for saying bad things Jim and his 50 gal. tubs of dehydrated potato glop.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:58 PM

13. I mock Jim Bakker and then

pray for forgiveness. That's how God works.

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Response to safeinOhio (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 05:35 PM

17. I once prayed for a bicycle.

God never gave me one. So I stole one and then asked for forgiveness.

-Emo Phillips

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 04:59 PM

14. Did you catch the last few seconds of the clip

When Jim says we who mock him will stand before GOD HIMSELF and God will say, "Why did you mock Jim Bakker?"

And I'll say to God, "Hey, he needed it."

The train is off the tracks, the shingles are loose on the outhouse, the hamster is dead in his brain, the guy went into the tunnel of Wackadoodle and is not coming back.


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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 05:14 PM

15. I'm thinkin' that if I buy a couple barrels of soup..

I might slip through.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 05:27 PM

16. Where

Where is the pink hair? Just wondering.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 05:45 PM

18. And the Deity says Jim who?

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #18)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 06:00 PM

20. And then...

the Devil will explain it to him.

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Response to Podkayne K (Reply #20)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:09 PM

24. Bing!! You win the thread!!!!

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 05:54 PM

19. Self rightous piece of excrement!

Who the hell is he to judge others?

Who is he to judge himself as being aligned with goodness in any sort of way?

People like him are seriously part of the problem.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 06:29 PM

21. prophet???

this ass considers himself among the prophets?

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 06:39 PM

22. He's thinking of that heartwarming bible tale

of some kids mocking gawd's prophet and the all loving bible god sent a she bear out to tear the kids apart. I reckon a good Talibornagain gawd fearin' man has to have some ambition. He probably only has one free hand while praying for such divine favor from his enlightened creator.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 06:54 PM

23. He said shut me off

So i did lol Can't believe morons send their head moron money.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:25 PM

25. I mocked you plenty when you were in prison Jimmy B.

I will lose no sleep of it.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:27 PM

26. Jim Bakker. LOL, is that damn fool still around! n/t

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:28 PM

27. Mock! Mock! Mock! n/t

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:28 PM

28. I am willing to take the chance, go to hell you sob nt

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Response to doc03 (Reply #28)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 08:01 PM

33. Hey, if it means spending an eternity

with Jim Bakker, Jerry Falwell and Oral Roberts, hell sounds pretty damn good to me. One of life's great ironies.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:32 PM

29. Bakker rhymes with Faker

That's not mocking, that's a fact (and a huge coincidence).

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:35 PM

30. God:

Did you mock Jim Bakker?

Me: Umm, not as much as I mocked Tammy.

God: Me too!

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:58 PM

31. Mock! Mock! double dog Mock!!!!

Kiss my arse, Jim, you grifter for Jebus.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 07:59 PM

32. "... a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and ..."

"Jerry) Falwell called Bakker a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and "the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bakker#Crimes

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 08:44 PM

34. Another Right winger who likes to

sling his mighty tool at people, making claims that most intelligent people would laugh at. The brain is small, and so are all his other parts. Well, he is just an Asshole after all.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 08:47 PM

35. Jim, you're beginning to actually believe all the crap you spew. It's going to your head, pal.

I think these televangelists are nothing more than charlatans. They live ridiculously posh lives on money they swindle out of people in crisis and woe who give whatever they can scrape together, hoping to appease their deity and get some kind of blessing. It is truly disgusting. I doubt most of these grifters believe most of the nonsense, they just want to be rich. But, it sounds like Jim Bakker is actually believing this crap now.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 09:24 PM

36. Once a POS conman, always...

...a POS conman.

I think gawd would agree with every dismissive thing said about Jim Baker. That gawd - she's pretty smart.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 09:33 PM

37. So, go and read the actual Matthew 23:29. It doesn't say anything like what he says it does.

"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You build tombs for the prophets and decorate the graves of the righteous."

Which is strictly about hypocritical worship.

http://biblehub.com/matthew/23-29.htm

"Woe to you when you beat up on the prophets." -- is Jim's take.

I swear (to Spaghetti) that he's mocking his own followers with this. It's bizarre.

Is this a Tim and Eric sketch? Has Jim Bakker gone dada comedy?

I remember Tammy. Those were some really, really weird days in America.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 09:48 PM

38. He's a con

who believes Trump can forgive him and grant him a golden second chance. And he too is a peddler.





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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2017, 10:23 PM

39. This guy has more than one loose screw. What's God waiting for.

I thought God was all powerful and could do what she wants. Why would God wait if she actually existed. These idiots can't even reason about God.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Tue Oct 17, 2017, 06:26 AM

40. Then there's his Buckets of Slop -- a chef review!



By all means, you'd better stock up! Just in case of the rapture. Or a rupture. Or something.

Or not.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Tue Oct 17, 2017, 06:31 AM

41. Quantum, mock mock

-- Ralph Malph (Happy Days)

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