Ted Cruzs brand of Porn:

[tomhagen]

[Major Nikon]

1. The similarities to his wife are hard to ignore

It's not as if it takes a psychiatrist to figure out what mental processes are going on.

Personally I could care less how Cruz decides to get himself off, but I do take issue with him making public policy decisions affecting sexual preference and identity while pretending to hold the moral high ground.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

4. I'm curious about his wife

There is no outward affection and someone with her background certainly could have "married better".

What is she doing with the guy?

[Major Nikon]

6. No shortage of political groupies

Just sayin'

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

7. He was a nobody assistant deputy whatever at Justice when they married

She is the one with the money and he is a creepy grease ball.

Oh well, I am sure she keeps herself amused in New York.

[Major Nikon]

8. He was working for Shrub when they met

I don't think she had any doubts he was going to wind up in some political capacity and I'm sure he shared with her his ambitions for the highest office.

She isn't really any big prize. Just listen to her talk sometime. Money and looks aren't everything, not that she's all that attractive. I suppose it's also possible at 29 she saw herself going ripe on the vine and was somewhat desperate.

[IronLionZion]

5. Watch Ted elbow his wife in the face

The things this woman has to put up with

[Blue Owl]

2. The Secret Neurotica of Ted Cruz

[IronLionZion]

3. Porn Star Cory Chase does not like him back

because he's such a repressed asshole.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/porn-star-cory-chase-doesn-sen-ted-cruz-article-1.3491437

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cory-chase-ted-cruz-porn_us_59b7fc1ee4b027c149e2bd37