Stephen Colbert Monologue - 8/3/17

[Rhiannon12866]

Stephen Wants On Robert Mueller's Grand Jury

Special Counsel Robert Mueller impaneled a grand jury in the Russia probe and Stephen immediately suggests a candidate: himself.



Trump Begged Mexico's President To Lie

Stephen 'condemns' whichever White House employee leaked Trump's embarrassing phone calls with Mexico's President and Australia's Prime Minister.



Colbert Vs. Miller: The Stephens Battle Over The Statue Of Liberty

Vladimir Putin Publicly Breaks Up With Trump

Russian President and Trump's ex-BFF Vladimir Putin puts the kibosh on things once and for all.

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1. I wonder if trump is looking for ways to fire the grand jury

He's fired almost everyone else.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. The scary thing is that he thinks he can!

That's how much he understands about how our government works! Did this fool never take a history class or pay the slightest attention to the news? He lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis and was born just after WWII. Certainly someone must have talked about it while he was listening - or is he so self absorbed that he tuned it out - because it wasn't about him??

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5. I'll go for the "self absorbed theory"

[Rhiannon12866]

6. It really is an insult to the citizens of this country that we have a "leader" who has no idea

What he's doing - has no knowledge of how government works or even recent American history - and has no ability or wish to learn. And the fact that he's mainly surrounded himself with others of the same ilk doesn't bode well for anything getting better. The longer he's there, the worse things seem to get - often on a daily basis.

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7. I thought President Kelly might be able to reign him in

but that appears not to be the case.

[Gothmog]

3. Stephen Colbert was great last night

[Rhiannon12866]

4. He really has been must-see-TV right now

We not only get the news, but with humor - something we desperately need these days..