President Trump Creates Major Traffic Disruptions, Damages Infrastructure

[Brother Joe Observes]

But hey, whatever you do, stay pure!

[zebonaut]

1. Somebody tweeted he had a small Penis

[JonathanRackham]

2. When did penis become a proper noun?

Oh, Penis Trump?

[Red Knight]

3. Using scare tactics to lure Bernie voters won't work

You need substantial change to the way the Democrats currently do business.

As someone who has stated many times he will grudgingly hold his nose and vote for Hillary against Trump, I know other Bernie voters who simply will not. They won't necessarily vote Trump, it is more likely they'll vote Jill Stein. But if this party wants progressives it has to earn them. You can't have an aggressive empire building philosophy when it comes to foreign affairs. You can't pass trade agreements in the dark of night that hurt working men and women. You can't give Wall Street a free pass to crash the economy when it likes.

So post all the scare videos you choose.

It won't make a bit of difference.

[FailureToCommunicate]

4. Another Clinton supporter joins DU just to carry water?

[Brother Joe Observes]

6. You think that's ALL I do?????

In addition to lugging around plastic drums of Evian, I also have to pick up her pantsuits from the dry cleaner, make sure that the chicken salad sandwiches she likes for lunch are made exactly to her specifications, and above all, keep her supplied with small packets of hot sauce for her purse. (Believe me, you do not want to face the wrath of Hillary Rodham Clinton when she runs out of hot sauce!!!)

[FailureToCommunicate]

7. Okay, I take back any doubt of your intentions. Welcome to DU Brother Joe!

And try this next when Hillary asks for hot sauce:

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[Katashi_itto]

5. Munches popcorn.