Pic Of The Moment: With John Boehner Gone Republicans Need A New Speaker, Here Are Some Suggestions

[EarlG]

Boehner Will Resign from Congress

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[yuiyoshida]

1. It should be the ROCK!

cause you can smmelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what. the. Rock. is. Cookin!!!




Edited to note: Johnson is a Republican, but has supported non-partisan political organizations and most of his donations go to educational institutions. He's a moderate and has expressed an interest in a political career.

http://hollowverse.com/dwayne-johnson/

[SoapBox]

3. Now that is some serious cookin!

That's beef!

Oh ya...now on to the replacement for Boner.

[RoccoR5955]

19. P.U. n/t

[mdbl]

41. Just like in the movie Idiocracy

Maybe we can find funbags for secretary of state!

[tclambert]

2. I don't think any of them are orange enough.

[n2doc]

4. Hulk Hogan looks pretty close

And of course spray tan is always available

[Dont call me Shirley]

5. Clint, because he knows how to talk to empty chairs...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=https://sharprightturn.wordpress.com/tag/barack-obama/&h=499&w=635&tbnid=Ki5gtRDpp9T8pM:&docid=YonAz15Jx0M6TM&hl=en-US&ei=YX4FVqXwCYagNpm4idgJ&tbm=isch&ved=0CCoQMygMMAxqFQoTCOWkmJ3VksgCFQaQDQodGVwCmw

[aidbo]

7. A metaphor for the republicans the last 6 years.

[AlbertCat]

6. I know! How about...

She won't quit.

[Fritz Walter]

24. She's a Democrat

In name only, but still...

[eppur_se_muova]

33. Not anymore! nt

[Fritz Walter]

36. Well, there's a shock! N/t

[AlbertCat]

42. She's a Democrat

If a majority voted for her, she'd be in regardless of party.



But then.... there's always Chuck Norris!

[Fantastic Anarchist]

47. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

!

[Kennah]

54. And here I thought she was a cooked goose n/t

[Initech]

8. Oh god could you imagine a battle on the Senate floor between Meatloaf and Gary Busey?

[valerief]

25. OMG, Meatloaf is a clone of my sister! She's a rageholic, too. nt

[Bucky]

30. Kinda pathetic that he's gotta fake up some BS tantrum just to maintain his "celeb" status

of course it might just be the drugs... but can you imagine how bad it's gotta get before someone makes Busey look like the reasonable one in the room.

[mmonk]

9. Winner! Thanks EarlG

[kenfrequed]

10. I suggest a cat with a laser pointer tied to it's tail.

It would certainly get more done than any republican legislator in congress.

[stage left]

35. Yeah!

An orange tabby would be nice.

[erronis]

11. If they are really interested in destroying the gunmint, these are some good leaders.

The short list of real candidates (house members) is almost as laughably sad.

I truly feel for those few reps that are trying to do a good job. It's got to be hard going to the job every now and then.

[azurnoir]

12. I vote Gene Simmons with 1 caveat

he has to wear full Kiss regalia while preforming his duties

[appalachiablue]

14. +1. He's a real horror, saw him last year on a Fox clip saying Obama et al are coming for

his hard earned money, like Stuart Varney on CNBC, actors James Woods and Raphael Cruz. I can't follow RW media much, bad for the health and it's around everywhere like pollution in China, no offense.

[azurnoir]

20. lol none taken

ps a confession I hate Kiss hated them then and still do now

[hibbing]

43. haha like pollution in China..haha

But we are all surrounded by corporate propaganda, it does blow.

Peace

[Fantastic Anarchist]

48. James Woods is a conservative?

Well, fuck.

[appalachiablue]

50. Woods is an ardent conservative who's pretty way out there.

How James Woods Became Obama's Biggest Twitter Troll, The Daily Beast, 12/31/14.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/31/how-james-woods-became-obama-s-biggest-twitter-troll.html

[Fantastic Anarchist]

52. Oh shit. I didn't have a clue.

Well, there's another guy whose movies I will no longer watch. Shame because he's a good actor. I love "Once Upon a Time in America."

[appalachiablue]

53. It's a bummer but happens, even to some of the best actors.

[world wide wally]

13. A burning question:

Would Trump win a local election in his own voting district?

[libodem]

15. I'd go with Hulk

I don't think he's so bad. But I'm a bit in the conspiracy side of some issues.

[the devil]

56. Yeah, but...

He's the star of a sex tape.
He's been known to lie a lot to get himself over.
He's been outed as a racist recently.

Sounds like a perfect fit! Where's he gonna sign up, dudebrotherjack?

[libodem]

57. If he's a closet racist

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He can piss off. But maybe it's Jesse Ventura i meant.

[AtomicKitten]

16. BUSEY!!!!

[red dog 1]

17. Gene Simmons would probably do a better job than Kevin McCarthy (R-CA)

the current House Majority Leader, who will probably get Boehner's job

[C Moon]

18. How about really pissing us off, and give this guy the job...

I still don't know what the hell Gore was thinking.

[louis-t]

21. I think the new speaker needs to be part Sarah Palin

part Charlie Manson, part Marilyn Manson, part Saddam Hussein, part Ted Bundy, and part Al Bundy to be able to handle the new crazy GOP.

It just came to me, I dunno.

[leftieNanner]

23. Perfect!

Imagine the ancestors.com family tree on that one.

[Tom Kitten]

22. Gene Simmons!

I think he'd be perfect to lead the House Republicans...because he reminds me of the (former) leader of another death cult...

[appalachiablue]

37. But can we afford that much black hair dye? Have to get a loan from Eric Cantor maybe.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

49. That guy doesn't look human ...

....

[randys1]

26. Count Yorga

[olddots]

27. Paul Lynde

would have been perfect just for his delivery .

[Bucky]

28. Phil Robertson looks like a Hulk Hogan who got left in the refrigerator too long

And Gary Busey looks like the Hulk Hogan we left in the microwave too long.

[Fritz Walter]

29. Since we're already down the rabbit hole...

...and his departure coincides with Halloween, why not go with a make-believe character like Dr. Frankenfurter, or his creature in RHPS? I didn't bring up Meatloaf but now that his name is on the table, what the hell!

Hey, reality is just as bizarre. Louis Gohmert? Kevin MCarthy (who bears a striking resemblance to the RHPS creature, in case you haven't noticed)?

Fasten your seat belts, we're in for a bumpy ride!

[Bucky]

31. Yeh, but the Republicans' Time Warp dance only takes us back to the Gilded Age

[Fritz Walter]

38. Or dark ages

Depends on your balance sheet.
Me? I'm somewhere in between.
For now.

That's why I'm planning to vote for Bernie. This period of uncertainty is totally manufactured. And unnecessary.

Stay tuned.

[Bucky]

32. For the record, the Constitution does not require the Speaker to be a sitting House member

and agree with the poster above... Simmons might actually do a pretty decent job, given his experience in managing his businesses and doing PR for Kiss. Of course his personality might make a few Teapers' heads explode. But imagine how happy AIPAC would be if an Israeli-American became 3rd in line to the Presidency.

[d_legendary1]

34. Honorable mentions include

Ben Stein

Chuck Norris

Dennis Miller

Rita Crosby

Last, but certainly the least, Ted Nugent:

[awoke_in_2003]

39. I nominate

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. He couldn't be any worse than Boner.

[tavernier]

40. Excellent!

I do love the choices since they all represent the GLOP so well . But where are the wimens?? Palin? Lewinsky? Coulter? Mrs. Greenspan?

[jalan48]

44. Now another reason why I don't like KISS.

Besides the fact that their music really sucks.

[The Wizard]

45. What about Goering?

Yeah, that's the ticket, Goering. Goering and the Republican House: perfect together. And he has snappy uniforms too.

[yeoman6987]

51. Hey I like Gary

He's busy on dancing with the stars right now. He seems to be a good egg.

[Kennah]

55. Nancy Pelosi

It will save time in January 2017 to do the transition now

[lonestarnot]

58. You left off the catchscratch shooteminthefacer ted nugget of dog turd.

Photo in 34 should be added.