We’ve Replaced Your Wife With Folgers Crystals

[bondwooley]

Everything indicated that the American divorce rate would drop after the invention of Folgers Crystals. Research indicates, however, that in the early 1960s, when these commercials were introduced, divorce was at its lowest rate of the decade. Over the next ten years, the divorce rate doubled.

“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.”
~Albert Einstein

(Posted with permission from original post at http://lesterandcharlie.com/2015/08/27/weve-replaced-your-wife-with-folgers-crystals/)

[immoderate]

1. The irony is...

that Folgers Crystals is not very good coffee.

--imm

[bondwooley]

4. It sucks.

Got stuck in a house upstate and that's all there was. I had more Rolaids than crystals.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

2. We've replaced your Folger's Crystals with Crystal Meth

[bondwooley]

3. That is hilarious. nt

[Plucketeer]

5. Dammit!

A GENUINE LOL moment! Thanks.

I would rather drink hot water than instant coffee!

[scrubthedata]

6. Where's Mrs. Olson when you need her?

She could have straightened this mess out without that poor woman having to go to a crystal therapist.