Ted Cruz’s Most Cringeworthy Moment of His Life

[GoLeft TV]

Prepare to cringe. Close your eyes. Cover your ears. Do anything it takes to get through Ted Cruz’s horrific Buzzfeed hit.

Ring of Fire’s Mike Papantonio and Farron Cousins discuss this.

[CanonRay]

1. So far...

to be continued. He has a way of surpassing his own stupidity.

[PatrickforO]

2. Well, this IS the guy who filibustered Obamacare by reading Green Eggs and Ham over and over.

I don't think we can expect much from him. What appalls me most is that he has been ELECTED to the office of US Senator.

That really says something about our electorate. Something unpleasant.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. I can't believe what I just saw

Even if I were to the right of Attila the Hun, which is where one finds the GOP nowadays, I'm not sure how that ad is supposed to convince me to vote for Ted Cruz. That's not presidential, that's more like a poor man's Robin Williams. A very poor man's.

[3catwoman3]

4. On Stephanie Miller's show, they have a clip...

...of him saying that he would audition for a part, any part, on the Simpsons, and then proceeding to do various voices, which both Stephanie and Chris LaVoie said all sounded the same (I wouldn't know, as I have never watched this show).

I think Cruz is his own biggest fan.

[tazkcmo]

5. Just give them a microphone

Add a camera and their eventual Democratic opponent can just replay the footage over and over and over.

[marble falls]

6. Its even much worse for me. He one of my two really unbelievable Senators.

..... I hope Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders uses this stuff in the election campaign if somehow Cruz gets the GOP nod. I feel like there's a secret ultra dark horse candidate out there that's as nuts as the clown car but normal enough projecting to lull some of the fence sitters. I sure hope not, but this election is going to be plenty interesting no matter what.

Too bad we don't got Olbermann, Steward, Colbert, DU's "Top 10 Dumbest Conservatives".

[Iwillnevergiveup]

7. "I have a face for radio."

HAHAHAHAHAHA Yup.

[EEO]

8. Ted Cruz Says Jesus Christ Should Be Official US Animal

Cruz sucks at playing a person. He is also very cuckoo bananas. Satire Warning.

Ted Cruz Says Jesus Christ Should Be Official US Animal

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced today he wanted Jesus Christ to be the official animal of the United States instead of the bald eagle. His position quickly split the Republican Party into two camps, and the topic has already started to overshadow other issues on the campaign trail like the economy, social policy, and foreign policy.

And...

Cruz ignored the ruckus and added, “If you want a stupid bird as the official animal of America I am not your candidate, and you hate Christians.”

TNA