Move along. Nothing to see here. Time to worry about gay parades causing tornadoes and abortions leading to earthquakes and ISIS coming to your neighborhood soon. And don't even ask what's in our food supply, the water we drink and the air we breathe. Just do your job, buy some industrial food and beer, turn on some show about bachelors and lost on the island and don't think. AND don't forget to take your medically prescribed pills along the way. And if it makes you feel any better, buy some guns.
. . . and the home of the brave?
The Shadow Mayor