Pic Of The Moment: GOP To Give Three Duelling State Of The Union Responses Tonight: Preview

[EarlG]

State of the Union 2014: Response mania

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[NYC_SKP]

1. Brilliant!

[onehandle]

2. What the fuck is McPuppet Rodgers going to tell us about women?

How does her career as a Boehner/Cantor adjacent mannequin advance women's issues?

[gordianot]

3. Don't forget Roy Blunt wanted to do a pre SOTU response.

During the SOTU who will be the designated heckler?

[durablend]

16. I think we have a winner...

http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/01/28/willie-robertson-of-duck-dynasty-to-attend-obamas-sotu-speech/

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. So the repugs are officially declaring a 3rd party, sounds like.

the Tea Party is now separate?

[madamesilverspurs]

27. And fourth.

Which would explain the fifth under Boehner's desk, eh?

[randr]

5. Typical Republican response

Speaking with three tongues.

[Thinkingabout]

20. K & R Great

[Caeser67]

6. All That Is Missing Are The..................

Banjo's.

[VWolf]

7. Monkey Pancakes!!!

Monkey Pancakes!!!
Monkey Pancakes!!!
Monkey Pancakes!!!
Monkey Pancakes!!!

[AtheistCrusader]

9. That cracks me up every. single. time.

And you don't have to look hard to find a Paul photo that works perfectly with it either. They leak crazy

[underpants]

12. He looks like Stan Laurel

IMHO

[pangaia]

24. That;s insulting to a brilliant comedian.

[Initech]

14. Monkey Pancakes by the way just added to night #3 of Coachella.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

22. Like father, like son....

[awoke_in_2003]

25. Where did Monkey Pancakes come from? nt

[VWolf]

29. No idea, to be quite honest n/t

[berni_mccoy]

8. So... let me get this straight...

Rand Paul is too crazy for the Tea Party?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

23. Worse,...too sane.

[calimary]

10. I'm inspired!

Let's see...

Three Blind Mice.

Manny, Moe, and Jack.

Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Small, Medium, and Large.

Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear.

Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry.

Beer, Wine, and Booze.

See-No-Evil, Hear-No-Evil, Speak-No-Evil.

Ketchup, Mustard, and Pickles. (Pickled?)

These republi-CONS. They sure do over-reach, don't they? HAH! - as I was typing this, my fingers wanted to say "over-rech." That overkill is gonna turn viewers off. Only the political junkies will watch til the bitter end of all three of these flapping mouths. I suspect whoever goes first will get whatever audience there is. Most other viewers will have had enough and will be bored by the time #2 steps up to the microphones. And by the time #3's turn comes, only #3's fans will still be hanging around. If they're not drunk and passed out by then - because of all the State of the Union drinking games that will be going on, on that side.

Oh criminy - now I hear there's actually FOUR of 'em, including ileana ros-lehtinen, doing the Spanish-language version. SHEESH. And now it's sean spicer on MSNBC, the newest RNC motormouth. Well, shit, why isn't he out there tonight, too? He never even stops to take a breath! Talk about the "spaghetti theory" (throw a plate of spaghetti against the wall and see what sticks)!

- and

[Omaha Steve]

11. Tonight Sarah sez....

"I can see Russia from my house!"

[Iliyah]

13. There will be a 4th - hallelujus!

GOP - women; tea partier - Lee; and an Libertarian - Paul; plus a Latina representative who will be speaking on CNN's Spanish station - all of which are GOPers. Overkill much?

Apparently they must have seen Fake news recent generic poll - LOL

[Hissyspit]

15. Textbook clusterfuck.

[question everything]

17. They can give 15, for all I care

One from Bachmann, one from Palin, one from that "traitor" McCain, etc.

What I wonder is whether the networks, like CSPAN will carry all.

[tavernier]

18. And they just announced on MSNBC

that one of the Duck Dynasty guys is also going to give a response. Seriously - I'm not making it up!!!

I think that they are going to try to turn this into one large joke, as a sign of disrespect to the Obama, the office of the Presidency, and the United States in general.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

19. In this long cold winter, seeing Rand Paul turns my hopeful thoughts to the warmth of spring

when families of Robins nest on his head and lay their eggs in his hair. I can almost hear the young hatchlings now.

[tclambert]

21. Are Monkey Pancakes made BY monkeys or made OF monkeys?

[awoke_in_2003]

26. Both...

sinister, isn't it?

[muntrv]

28. 3 ways to say "DERP DERP DERP!"

[hourglass1]

30. SHAME on YOU CNN

not 1 but 3 republican state of the union responses:

1. the tea party is not an official party - but the koch bros sect of the gop
2. randy does not represent the libertarian party, but the mythical free market tpp sect of the gop
3. they found a gop woman - good, let her speak.

there are other "real" parties and women, too

1. the green party - jill stein
2. the peace and freedom party - roseanne barr
then there's
3. the "real" libertarian party - gary johnson

CNN has no shame - it is not a "real" news network - it is an infotainment cable network owned by and for the 1%.

[Jamaal510]

31. I agree.

"there are other "real" parties and women, too

1. the green party - jill stein
2. the peace and freedom party - roseanne barr
then there's
3. the "real" libertarian party - gary johnson"

if they're going to allow responses to the SOTU, let the others join in the fun. It's not fair that the GOP technically gets THREE responses to one speech.