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Republican defending law forbidding consensual oral sex, fighting the good fight (Original Post) celtics23 Apr 2013 OP
This is so stupid! MAD Dave Apr 2013 #1
What part of 'let's not be the stupid party' does he not get? CurtEastPoint Apr 2013 #2
hahahaha florida08 Apr 2013 #3
With a name like that, we know he got teasted in school. Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2013 #9
He must have a great sex life.... dotymed Apr 2013 #4
would someone blow this guy bottomofthehill Apr 2013 #5
A lot of these people have had prostate surgery and wear diapers.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2013 #8
"In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!" TheMadMonk Apr 2013 #15
Good Morning Viet Nam bottomofthehill Apr 2013 #21
Ken Cuccinelli, R, Virginia irisblue Apr 2013 #6
I will bet within a year we will find him Evergreen Emerald Apr 2013 #7
practicing the Republican 'wide stance' rurallib Apr 2013 #17
Bingo!!!! Squinch Apr 2013 #26
Two words for Cooch. ----"BLOW ME!!!!!"----- Fuddnik Apr 2013 #10
FIRST of all... Volaris Apr 2013 #11
Hilariously ironic photo! eom Aldo Leopold Apr 2013 #12
'Why you probably suck at sex' mgc1961 Apr 2013 #13
Old joke from the Marv Albert trial HockeyMom Apr 2013 #14
Well bless his heart. Neoma Apr 2013 #16
We need a law to ban totalitarian theocrats from public office MarcoS Apr 2013 #18
Ahh Republiclowns amuse bouche Apr 2013 #19
"Penis investigations"???? SwissTony Apr 2013 #20
Poor guy must have never had a bj Dragonbreathp9d Apr 2013 #22
Well, not a good one! Coyotl Apr 2013 #25
How to give the best handjob Dragonbreathp9d Apr 2013 #29
Uuhhh, "Party of Personal Freedoms"? Where are THE DAMNED JOBS BILLS?!?!? Myrina Apr 2013 #23
"I'm a Republican and I want to regulate your sex life." Coyotl Apr 2013 #24
Sounds like someone's dick got bit, and he wants vengeance! immoderate Apr 2013 #27
Tooo funny!! 7 missionary positions=7 Babies! Yeah he needs a BJ!! hue Apr 2013 #28
Are Republican politicians like the Cooch just sick people or . . . Jack Rabbit Apr 2013 #30
Stupid and Sick IrishAyes Apr 2013 #31
Republicans seem to want to make government... jjewell Apr 2013 #32
Double edged sword IrishAyes Apr 2013 #33

bottomofthehill

(8,261 posts)
5. would someone blow this guy
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:22 AM
Apr 2013

maybe it would change his shitty outlook on life. hell, maybe he would even like it

 

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)
8. A lot of these people have had prostate surgery and wear diapers....
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:40 AM
Apr 2013

....it's not exactly a happy meal down there.

 

TheMadMonk

(6,187 posts)
15. "In more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!"
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:19 AM
Apr 2013

Guess what I watched this evening at work.

irisblue

(32,828 posts)
6. Ken Cuccinelli, R, Virginia
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:25 AM
Apr 2013

married since 1991, 7 kids. I feel slightly sorry for Teiro what could he possibly be bringing to the marriage?

Volaris

(10,260 posts)
11. FIRST of all...
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 10:42 AM
Apr 2013

Age of Consent is Age of Consent. If Virginians are getting all kerfluffled over the age difference between CONSENSUAL Adults, maybe they should change THAT law...

Secondly, i think I figured this out. Maybe it's that the Christian Right-ists are so sexually repressed as a demographic, that they can only get off on the REALLY kinky, taboo or illegal stuff. Rather than finding the most weird kinds of outlier fetishes to engage in, maybe in their minds if they outlaw Head, they can still have the thrill they need, and no one actually has to seem "weird".

incoming

Let me put it another way: if illegal BJ's are the GOP equivalent of Sexual Methadone, and that, in turn, that keeps them off the really hard stuff, maybe its a GOOD thing that they are considering this lol.

sarcasm OFF: but it would be BETTER if they just got the fuck over their own inflated sense of Moral Superiority.

 

mgc1961

(1,263 posts)
13. 'Why you probably suck at sex'
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 10:46 AM
Apr 2013

It’s the church’s fault. All those icepicks of Puritanism and daggers of sin stabbing at your pleasure center, endless guilt and shame directed at your own body, the endlessly cruel idea that ecstasy, soft moaning and a hot rush of blood to the netherparts are all surefire signs of the devil, when of course they are the exact opposite.

Maybe it’s your mom’s fault? Or your school’s? Too many lame-ass boyfriends, maybe a cold and sexless wife? Someone somewhere misleading you via bland, guilt-addled example into thinking sex is something to be feared, or dreaded, or used as a weapon, or (even worse) merely tolerated, endured as a grating necessity, something only guys want and women suffer through to lure some sap into putting a ring on it. Wrong. Oh so very, historically wrong.

It’s porn’s fault! Way too much of it, way too easily accessible, most of it far too crass, desensitizing and grossly explicit, even violent, not to mention setting up all sorts of grotesque falsehoods about how each dumbed-down, pneumatically enhanced gender is supposed to look and behave and squeal.

http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2013/04/02/why-you-probably-suck-at-sex/

 

HockeyMom

(14,337 posts)
14. Old joke from the Marv Albert trial
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:08 AM
Apr 2013

Virginia is for Lovers, but only if you are straight, married, and having missionary intercourse to make babies.

MarcoS

(64 posts)
18. We need a law to ban totalitarian theocrats from public office
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:30 AM
Apr 2013

Also I think this guy needs to try oral sex once before he starts forbidding it for everyone else.

SwissTony

(2,560 posts)
20. "Penis investigations"????
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 11:52 AM
Apr 2013

Ain't gonna happen. Hey, we only do this shit to women.

Tell me more about small government, Mr Republican. How does that work in this situation?

Jack Rabbit

(45,984 posts)
30. Are Republican politicians like the Cooch just sick people or . . .
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 07:00 PM
Apr 2013

. . . do they just like to suck the cocks of voters who are.

IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
31. Stupid and Sick
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 07:06 PM
Apr 2013

It's been said that Democrats want the government in the boardroom and out of the bedroom, while the Repugs want the opposite.

Do they have any idea how deranged it is to obsess over the sex lives of consenting adults?

jjewell

(618 posts)
32. Republicans seem to want to make government...
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:06 PM
Apr 2013

small enough to be drowned in each individual American's bath tub... simultaneously.

IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)
33. Double edged sword
Wed Apr 10, 2013, 12:55 AM
Apr 2013

I'm personally dedicated to doing my best to drown the GOP! although I'd like to spare the innocent dupes, which certainly disqualifies teabaggers. They're dupes, alright, but not innocent as their raging bigotry shows.

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