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Related: About this forumJim Carrey's 'Cold Dead Hand' Music Video Spoofs Gun Enthusiasts Like Charlton Heston

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0433b30576/cold-dead-hand-with-jim-carrey?playlist=featured_videos

MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)
immoderate
(20,885 posts)Good singing!
--imm
Bennyboy
(10,440 posts)Loved the HEE haw intro too.
budkin
(6,849 posts)Wingnut heads are exploding.
"Blame the liberals this. Boycott Jim Carrey that..."
mzmolly
(51,899 posts)BONUS!
Jenoch
(7,720 posts)politics aside, Jim Carrey should be aspire to have the film career that Heston had.
veganlush
(2,049 posts)Other than solent green, what great roles did he have? Ok, planet of the apes, but what else?
mwrguy
(3,245 posts)He may have been a shitbag, but he had some cool roles.
mzmolly
(51,899 posts)not a good fit for the same roles.
jonthebru
(1,034 posts)its pretty funny. A valid takeoff of Hee Haw and the lyrics are great as he rapidly enunciates at the end. captions would be great! Funny stuff.
ErikJ
(6,335 posts)...........................
Others fear the sounds they hear, making banditos out of molehills, fill their hearts with porcupine quills, theyre dead and buried long before they go.
Charleton Heston movies are no longer in demand, his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand, the angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned, cuz they couldnt pry his gun from his Cold Dead Hand.
It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger, takes a cold dead heart and as near as I can figure with your cold dead hand youre trying to prove your dick is bigger but as we know your chariot may not be swingin low. COLD DEAD HANDS --COLD DEAD HANDS-COLD DEAD HANDS
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Adenoid_Hynkel
(14,093 posts)E has a great catalog, but is probably best known for this:
veganlush
(2,049 posts)bowens43
(16,064 posts)Paul E Ester
(952 posts)JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Some folks ride like the wind
when the whisping pines do guide them,
and the burning light inside them
leaves them warm in the snow.
Others fear the sounds they hear,
make banditos out of mole hills,
fill their hearts with porcupine quills;
theyre dead and buried long before they go.
Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,
and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.
The angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned
cause they couldnt pry that gun from his cold dead hand.
JIM CARREY (AS HESTON): What did he say.
JIM CARREY (AS EARL): It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.
takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure
with your cold dead aim youre trying to prove your dick is bigger,
but we know: your chariot may not be swingin low.
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Youre a big dick man with a little bitty gland
so you need something bigger just to fill your cold dead hand
JIM CARREY (AS HESTON): Theyre making fun of everything I hold dear
JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Imagine if the Lord were here
and he knew what youve been thinkin
would his sacred heart be sinkin
into the canyon of dismay?
And on the ones who sell the guns
hed stick the vultures and coyotes.
Only the devils true devotees
could profiteer from pain and fear.
Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand,
and his immortal soul may lay forever in the sand.
The angels wouldnt take him up to heaven like he planned
cause they couldnt pry that gun from his cold dead hand.
It takes a cold dead hand to decide to pull the trigger.
takes a cold dead heart, and as near as I can figure
with your cold dead aim youre trying to prove your dick is bigger,
but we know: your chariot may not be swingin low.
JIM CARREY (AS ELLIOT): Hi, Im Clearly Sam Elliot. Pay attention now braves, this boys got something to say, budding social satire; you couldnt stand smooth. Enjoy the show. Im a watch that sunset.
JIM CARREY (AS EARL): Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Cold dead hand, cold dead hand
Youre a big dick man with a little bitty gland
so you need something bigger with a hairpin trigger.
You dont wanna get caught with your trousers down
when a psycho killer comes around
So you make your home like a thunderdome
and youre always packing everywhere you roam
but the psychos will no matter what you do
theyre gonna buy way more guns than you
And while youre stumblin now to bed
They put five rounds in the back of your hair
and you get depressed [inaudible at ~5:00]
and you put your own shotgun in your mouth
And your kids walk in and they find you there
Like a headless lump in your underwear
And they move the gun and it kills them too
And your wife just doesnt know what to do
So she takes a hand grenade from her shoe
And she pulls the pin
And its all on you, and your cold dead hand
mzmolly
(51,899 posts)you.
BootinUp
(49,324 posts)talkingmime
(2,173 posts)Bucky
(55,334 posts)Regardless of his politics, he was unvarnished awesome on the silver screen.
Magleetis
(1,260 posts)Zappa. We need more Jim.