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Tue Jul 28, 2020, 09:53 PM

Americans are suffering. Trump offers them a doctor who warns of sex with demons.

According to the Mayo Clinic, endometriosis is “an often painful disorder in which tissue similar to the tissue that normally lines the inside of [the] uterus — the endometrium — grows outside [the] uterus.”

Not so, says Stella Immanuel, a Houston pediatrician and spiritual leader of Fire Power Ministries, a pronouncedly non-orthodox church. Endometriosis and other potentially dangerous gynecological conditions are the residue of sexual intercourse with demons, Immanuel teaches. These demons, known as “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives” (you might prefer their pet names: Incubus and Succubus) once walked the Earth in physical form. After they drowned in Noah’s flood, however, they carried on only in non-corporeal form. They visit humans in sexy dreams, which aren’t dreams after all but spirit spouses making a booty call. The demons are responsible not only for diseases of the female reproductive system but also for male impotence, most financial troubles, marital discord and spiritual malaise.

This is not Immanuel’s only diversion from the medical mainstream. She also maintains that alien DNA is a component of some therapeutic drugs and that government scientists are developing a vaccine to prevent religious faith. You can find these and other teachings of hers on YouTube.

Or you can find Immanuel on President Trump’s Twitter feed, where she testifies to the power of hydroxychloroquine (yep! we’re back to that one) to cure covid-19 and assures the public that masks are not important to fighting the pandemic. More than 10 million Americans heard her advice, thanks in part to the president’s amplifying effect, before Facebook took down her page. In response, Immanuel threatened to have Jesus unplug Facebook’s servers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/america-is-suffering-trump-offers-them-a-doctor-who-warns-of-sex-with-demons/2020/07/28/460fea3e-d0fb-11ea-8c55-61e7fa5e82ab_story.html

Someone's been watching too many X-Files episodes.

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Reply Americans are suffering. Trump offers them a doctor who warns of sex with demons. (Original post)
Zorro Jul 28 OP
dweller Jul 28 #1
Newest Reality Jul 28 #2
unblock Jul 28 #3
brush Jul 28 #4
Blue Owl Jul 28 #5
lagomorph777 Jul 29 #6
dalton99a Jul 29 #7
Collimator Jul 29 #8

Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jul 28, 2020, 09:55 PM

1. carry on fatnixon



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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jul 28, 2020, 09:56 PM

2. Well,

Well, sex with demons is never a good idea for many reasons, however, does she have any advice if a demon takes over the White House and starts to build a Hell on Earth?

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jul 28, 2020, 09:58 PM

3. Well, to be fair, we shouldn't *recommend* sex with demons, either....

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jul 28, 2020, 10:11 PM

4. There's a new low everyday with the orange ogre. We've totally...

jumped the shark as a nation with this clown in the WH. He's still trying to unload those hundreds of thousand doses of that hydroxychloroquine he and Kushner invested in. Brilliant businessmen they are as always.

Nov. 3 can't come soon enough.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Tue Jul 28, 2020, 11:33 PM

5. We are now living in the demon-haunted world Carl Sagan foretold

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 09:13 AM

6. Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal agree: "Don't have sex with demons."

Bad stuff can happen to you.

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Response to lagomorph777 (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 09:36 AM

7. +1

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 05:53 PM

8. The fact that they gave this woman a platform

to talk on the one point that they want her to push and then thought that they could keep a lid on her other opinions is a testament to how stupid they are and how stupid they think we are.

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