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Wed Jan 3, 2018, 10:25 PM

Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related deaths

But you can easily identify the many things you should be thanking President Trump for by applying this simple two-part rule:

1) If it happened any time after Inauguration Day 2017 and it was good, President Trump is responsible for it.

2) On the off chance it’s something not good, President Trump is responsible for it only if it can be framed in a way that makes it seem good.

Trump’s conviction that global warming is a hoax has forced temperatures to drop, giving Chicagoans the enviable status of “record breakers.”

Another important improvement over past administrations: The total number of verified Bigfoot-related deaths in 2017 fell to zero, a comforting and substantial improvement over the less-impressive zero Bigfoot-related deaths that occurred during all other American presidents’ first years.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-trump-nuclear-button-first-year-huppke-20180103-story.html

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Reply Trump's first year is most successful in history, with zero Bigfoot-related deaths (Original post)
underpants Jan 2018 OP
DavidDvorkin Jan 2018 #1
Dr Hobbitstein Jan 2018 #2
underpants Jan 2018 #4
underpants Jan 2018 #3
SCantiGOP Jan 2018 #5

Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Jan 3, 2018, 10:46 PM

1. Bullshit

There have been a huuuge number of Bigfoot-related deaths. The Deep State is covering it up.

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 3, 2018, 11:15 PM

2. I was killed by Bigfoot 3 times last year. nt

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 3, 2018, 11:24 PM

4. 🕯🕯🕯

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 3, 2018, 11:20 PM

3. :-)

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Jan 3, 2018, 11:55 PM

5. It was the best first year in the last year

Believe me. Believe me.

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