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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:41 AM

Shirtless, Horned Capitol Rioter Jake Angeli Demands Organic Food In Jail

Source: Huffpost

Jacob Anthony Chansley ― a.k.a. “Jake Angeli” and the “QAnon Shaman” ― will be fed an organic diet while in custody as he faces charges in connection with last week’s deadly riot in the U.S. Capitol.

“He hasn’t eaten since Friday and he gets very sick if he doesn’t eat organic food – literally, will get physically sick,“ his mother, Martha Chansley, told reporters, according to ABC 15 in Phoenix.

The U.S. Marshals told the station that Chansley will be given organic food after his attorney said in court that he needs a “shaman” diet.

Read more: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jake-angeli-qanon-rioter-organic_n_5ffd2ad5c5b6567198888c46



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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:42 AM

1. Let him get sick, he deserved it.

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Response to Butterflylady (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 05:42 PM

93. Dump every organic bit of it on the floor for him.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:43 AM

2. Technically the feces on the capital walls is organic

Just a suggestion

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:43 AM

3. Seriously?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:45 AM

4. Give him a diet of poison ivy

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Response to VladmireTrumpkins (Reply #4)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:50 AM

13. I knew a guy who ate poison ivy

mixed with garlic oil. He claimed it made him immune to poison ivy.

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Response to bucolic_frolic (Reply #13)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:04 AM

25. Eating poison ivy is a great way to start from scratch

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Response to Orrex (Reply #25)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:53 AM

39. OMG

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Response to Orrex (Reply #25)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:23 PM

46. LOL - Excellent

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Response to Orrex (Reply #25)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:19 PM

61. HA HA HA HA !

I bet youve been itching to say that all day..

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Response to Orrex (Reply #25)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:51 PM

66. I needed that!!!

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Response to bucolic_frolic (Reply #13)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:17 PM

87. That one less the garlic oil is

Not uncommon in rural Appalachia.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:46 AM

5. Hey, Loyal Order of the Water Buffalos dude...

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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Response to truthisfreedom (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:26 AM

36. pedantic point of order...

he was wearing some version of an American Bison scalp/horns. Water buffaloes look very different.





water buffalo -

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Response to Kali (Reply #36)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:19 PM

44. Fun fact: if it's 200 years old, the correct designation is bisontennial

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Response to Orrex (Reply #44)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:29 PM

48. I think you are trying to buffalo me

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Response to Kali (Reply #48)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:34 PM

50. I would never steer you wrong

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Response to Orrex (Reply #50)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:02 PM

56. well I'm not cowed easily, for sure

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Response to Kali (Reply #56)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:37 PM

63. Bull!

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Response to sandensea (Reply #63)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 12:49 AM

100. oh sure, just horn in on the conversation

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Response to Kali (Reply #100)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 01:07 AM

102. Oops. Looks like I stepped in it then.

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Response to Kali (Reply #36)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:40 PM

64. True, They Do Look Different

But I bet they smell about the same. I bet Jake does too.

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Response to COL Mustard (Reply #64)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 12:53 AM

101. I have never been around bison, but I actually have a water buffalo and they

they definitely smell different than cattle. and our dogs knew immediately she wasn't a regular cow.







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Response to truthisfreedom (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:30 PM

49. Wasn't Fred Flintstone a member of the Water Buffaloes Lodge?

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Response to niyad (Reply #49)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:43 PM

89. Wasn't he Grand Poobah?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:46 AM

6. ok,,,, I cannot believe I'm saying this but where is Joe Arpaio when you need him???

sorry,,,, just kidding but seriously??
Maybe Momma can go to jail with him =) just to make sure he's being treated properly,,,,

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:47 AM

7. Beans

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:47 AM

8. So who is footing the bill for this?

Federal crime would mean we are paying for it.

Does he have a document medical need, confirmed by a licensed physician? Or are relying on Mommy?

Other than Mommy who cares if he gets sick?

Does every one of the insurrectionists in custody get a special diet?

Can Trump bring him for a happy meal?

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Response to RealityCheque (Reply #8)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:57 AM

21. there is no fucking way to tell the difference in prepared food

anybody including this asshole, who thinks there is is a fool and/or a scammer. is it more nutritious? could be in some instances but measuring it is difficult.

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Response to Kali (Reply #21)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:01 AM

23. You're absolutely right.

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Response to RealityCheque (Reply #8)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:59 AM

22. There are limits on dietary options in prisons

Most facilities will honor vegetarian, kosher (Jewish), or halil (Muslim) diets, though some better than others. Some facilities will offer reasonable kosher options while other facilities' definition of kosher is a to feed the inmate a cheese sandwich every day. Some inmates can also receive other special diets such as low carb (diabetics) or low sodium (heart disease).

Organic though? Dream on.

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Response to Massacure (Reply #22)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:02 AM

24. Like Kali said, he can't tell the difference

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:48 AM

9. And they're accommodating this clown?

What's next, sushi?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:48 AM

10. WTF was that judge thinking and what bullshit "religion" requires organic food?

I can see it now. "Judge, my client's religion requires him to only consume KFC or McDonald's or he'll starve to death."

And they call US "snowflakes."

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:49 AM

11. Maybe she should cough up his bail?

It ain't cheap. Reality bites.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:49 AM

12. Here you go Mr. Shaman

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:50 AM

14. Are loogies organic? n/t

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:50 AM

15. Give him Confinement Loaf

Just tell him it's organic.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:52 AM

16. I hope he chokes on it. n/t

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:53 AM

17. horny guy



So, let him starve. Next thing will be "the organic food isn't good enough".
Shaman diet my fat ass.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:53 AM

18. If I begin using "KING" before my name, and if I ever get thrown in jail for rioting in the

US Capital, I fully expect to be hand fed grapes by half naked female acolytes.

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Response to Ferrets are Cool (Reply #18)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:13 PM

42. Why only half naked and which half?

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Response to marie999 (Reply #42)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:28 PM

75. LOL

I figured I would "only" be half sexist.

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Response to marie999 (Reply #42)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 07:28 PM

95. The left half of course

that's the sinful side

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:53 AM

19. Mommy got him a lawyer. Repugs with lawyer money know their rights,

and demand them.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 10:56 AM

20. Feed him the same junk food trump eats. nt

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:05 AM

26. Well...

... maybe they should just let the "Organic Food Fairy" visit him. Leave him something, and it will be gone in the AM.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:06 AM

27. Let him eat shit.

If an actual American had made this demand, the reichwing hate machine would be howling its mockery of him.

But Buffalo Chip is praised as a hero, because trump’s cult is a throng of ignorant racist fuckheads.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:07 AM

28. force feed the fucker with a tube filled with liquified whoppers. nt

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:09 AM

29. This is exactly the kind of thing the Right would make fun of the Left for

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:11 AM

30. They'll Yell Him The Food Is Organic

and he won't know the difference

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:13 AM

31. All food is organic - or it isn't food.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:13 AM

32. Not that I'm an expert

http://www.onespiritmedicine.com/site/diet/

But I saw know mention specifically of organic

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:15 AM

33. Well, this explains a lot.

I found an online summary of that "Shaman diet" that Horn Boy is into. It calls for lots of green vegetables because..."We co-evolved with plants." I think Horn Boy stopped evolving when he got the level of a batch of kale, don't you?

Bon appetit, motherfucker.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:15 AM

34. I'll bet he's been supplementing his fast with commissary cookies and Ding Dongs ...

We don't feed prisoners very well in this country. Why should he get any privilege what so ever?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:22 AM

35. Shamin' diet... n/t

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:36 AM

37. Poor baby

They should give him a bucket of turnips. Or a pumpkin 😆.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 11:45 AM

38. So let's pretend Mr. Shaman was a black guy in prison

how far would his request go?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:07 PM

40. Bobby Sands made it 66 days before hunger took his life. Let's start a pool . . .

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:08 PM

41. Organic? Okay.

 

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Response to Swamp Country Po Boy (Reply #41)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:24 PM

47. Meadow muffins?

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Response to niyad (Reply #47)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:11 PM

68. Mmmmm, Meadow Muffins.....

 

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:16 PM

43. Fasting

is good for the soul. Didn't shaman school teach you that, idiot? And why is mommy speaking for him? Do all these guys have mommy issues?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:23 PM

45. Water hemlock is organic. As is poke weed, If I remember correctly.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:35 PM

51. Let the asshole starve.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:35 PM

52. Why? His hero Trump doesn't eat it.

Food that's good enough for Trump should be good enough for the horned shaman.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:36 PM

53. Isn't horse dung organic?

The poor snowflake.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:52 PM

54. Organically speaking

How about some organic black mamba extract?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 12:59 PM

55. Show him how to do it right!

Give him a short bio of Bobby Sands.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:02 PM

57. I believe shit is organic...

he can eat that!

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:03 PM

58. Darn! I was hoping this would lead to a hunger strike



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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:12 PM

59. I thought shamans only drank goats' blood.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:16 PM

60. You won't be getting that in prison bonehead.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:24 PM

62. Give him peas.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:46 PM

65. It is singularly important that this man receive the food he has requested.

Seriously. This is the U.S. and we don’t torture or willingly allow our imprisoned to die. Feed him. Clothe him. Care for his medical needs. Then try him, convict him, and send him away for as long as the law allows -- but make sure he doesn’t die because of harsh treatment or neglect. That way madness lies, and the ghosts of tin-pot dictatorships and Alabaman jail-keepers.

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Response to RVN VET71 (Reply #65)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 03:07 PM

78. ...or...

we could treat him exactly as required under the law. If jail doesn't suit him, then perhaps it's time for him (and all would-be-followers) to learn that there are FUCKING CONSEQUENCES.

Yes, even if you're white.

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Response to flibbitygiblets (Reply #78)

Wed Jan 13, 2021, 01:42 PM

105. The pigs and their drooling hangers-on already have enough "martyr" red meat

And I wouldn’t want Fox and others to use this maggot as some kind of poor patriot abused by the Left. No, I like the idea of handling him with kid gloves. Don’t give him a public voice, of course. Keep him in seclusion. But treat him (I’m choking as I say this) well.


I’m not denying your point. It is well taken. But the provision of a diet that meets his physical requirements is not coddling. If we make him eat prison fare, he will either get sick or pretend to be sick. And in that situation, I’m just concerned that Mr. Horn Head will, through his lawyers, funnel out made-up horror stories about his treatment. He may do the hunger-strike thing, and in general use up a lot of media time on Fox and the other fascist networks. I just think that the best way to go is to lock the son of a bitch away in isolation for the maximum sentence available. 10-20 years of his life should be enough to get the message of “consequences” through his painted skull.

(Actually, I don’t care if they impale the seditionist son of a bitch on a flagpole. I just don’t want the Dems to give the Right more propaganda fodder.)

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 01:54 PM

67. WTAF!?!!

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:12 PM

69. What if someone was requesting a kosher diet? Or a vegetarian diet?

Yes, this seems ridiculous, but on the other hand, people in prison need to be treated the same. So I have mixed feelings about this.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:14 PM

70. They should force-feed him pureed Big Macs. n/t

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:16 PM

71. Eat what you're given

And be thankful for that!!!

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:18 PM

72. I'm guessing he will be served daily with

oatmeal for breakfast
balogna on white bread for lunch
potatos and spam for dinner

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:22 PM

73. Feed it with cannabis cake...

Maybe that would make it a peacenik?

At this stage, why not just try that?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:24 PM

74. Well guess what? I haven't been able to eat since these traitorous assholes stormed the Capitol

I lost 30 lbs I didn't have to lose when MF 45 took office. Haven't been able to enjoy a meal since November 4, 2016. My sister, friends and I enjoyed a nice meal on election night thinking that Hillary would win. Four years of a hateful reign will spoil anyone's appetite.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:34 PM

76. Give everyone in lockup organic food then - he shouldn't get any special treatment. There are

consequences for one's actions.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 02:53 PM

77. Seriously, how the ef can the Onion compete with these wackos?

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 03:08 PM

79. They could serve him

the organic sausage that is served there a lot.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 03:23 PM

80. Wait this guy stormed the capital in an effort to disenfranchise

The votes of people many of which cannot afford organic foods to begin with. Talk about entitlement.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 03:26 PM

81. He'll probably claim it's religious

It happens with kosher/halal/vegetarian/etc. prisoners. Not sure if this horned tattooed dude is part of a legit religion but I bet his lawyers will try it anyway.

Hmm...maybe Shamanism is real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamanism

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #81)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:05 PM

85. Comments about this picture.

Notice that this depicts a North American native, ie he is part of a tribe.
Can our Qanon 'Shaman' claim any sort of native heritage or background?

The picture can be interpreted as . . . some village idiot who dresses up to get attention, or a mystical person who can see a Deeper Reality.

Honestly, Mr Qanon Shaman comes across as the first option.
His version of reality needs to be analyzed for authenticity and not just accepted.

Honestly, some people are so gullible.

Oh, by the way, I'm descended from Buddha and expect your respect and compliance. . . prove me wrong!

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 03:37 PM

82. you're in jail bub, u aint got rights.

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 03:54 PM

83. Let his mommy cook his meals

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Response to packman (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:01 PM

84. Hope everyone remembers this sentiment next time a prisoner refuses food.

For the record, I dont give a shit if he eats or not.
But how many times have I seen stories about prisoners refusing to eat & everyone go nuts about how "inhumane" it is.
The food's there; eat it or not. Seditionist or murderer.

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:06 PM

86. He wants organic ....

Does the rec yard have grass?

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:31 PM

88. Let him eat the same food

Provided by the for-profit prison company that Banana Republicans likely hired to run the jail. He supported the BRs, which means he supported the hiring of the for-profit prison company, so he should be fine with the food.

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:45 PM

90. Hay is organic

Give him a bale of hay.

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 04:47 PM

91. I would too. You can't survive on inorganic food.

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 05:29 PM

92. I'm sure there's plenty of protein available in prison, just sayin n/t

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 05:56 PM

94. Recycle his alimentary canal. I am sure his excrement is organic

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 07:33 PM

96. Mommy still fighting for her baby

Sickening

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 07:36 PM

97. I could careless

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 07:54 PM

98. I think a can of Spam

or a can of Vienna Sausages with some Wonder Bread would be just the ticket for that snowflake fucker.

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Tue Jan 12, 2021, 08:09 PM

99. Give him a loaf of organic bread, a jar of organic peanut butter

and water.

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Wed Jan 13, 2021, 01:12 AM

103. what?

...no latte?

...

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Wed Jan 13, 2021, 09:14 AM

104. QAnon Shaman - Jake Angeli - Interview - ORF



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