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Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:04 PM

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom call.

Source: Vice

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

ďI made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,Ē Toobin told Motherboard.

ďI believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.

Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC. ,Ē he added.

Read more: https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident



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Reply New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom call. (Original post)
Manifestor_of_Light Oct 19 OP
shelshaw Oct 19 #1
flibbitygiblets Oct 19 #22
SunSeeker Oct 19 #48
calimary Oct 20 #83
Name removed Oct 19 #2
uppityperson Oct 19 #4
Name removed Oct 19 #14
uppityperson Oct 19 #17
patricia92243 Oct 19 #20
spooky3 Oct 19 #23
Hekate Oct 20 #95
smb Oct 20 #106
FakeNoose Oct 20 #114
Name removed Oct 19 #27
Earthshine2 Oct 19 #24
Lulu KC Oct 20 #116
Earthshine2 Oct 20 #118
Lulu KC Oct 20 #125
RockRaven Oct 19 #7
certainot Oct 19 #33
RockRaven Oct 19 #3
Leghorn21 Oct 19 #5
patricia92243 Oct 19 #21
apcalc Oct 19 #6
live love laugh Oct 20 #127
cilla4progress Oct 19 #8
smb Oct 20 #107
klook Oct 20 #129
Beakybird Oct 19 #9
Ponietz Oct 19 #34
TheCowsCameHome Oct 19 #10
ET Awful Oct 19 #40
lagomorph777 Oct 19 #51
Beakybird Oct 19 #53
Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 20 #96
trusty elf Oct 20 #89
PJMcK Oct 19 #11
PoliticAverse Oct 19 #12
Chemisse Oct 19 #29
Progressive Jones Oct 20 #77
Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 20 #97
Evolve Dammit Oct 20 #110
Lulu KC Oct 20 #117
honest.abe Oct 20 #122
soothsayer Oct 19 #13
calimary Oct 19 #39
Hoyt Oct 19 #15
Ms. Toad Oct 20 #130
dweller Oct 19 #16
TheDemsshouldhireme Oct 19 #18
Deuxcents Oct 19 #19
Doodley Oct 19 #30
MicaelS Oct 20 #80
Doodley Oct 20 #90
AllTooEasy Oct 20 #86
flibbitygiblets Oct 19 #25
dchill Oct 19 #26
Doodley Oct 19 #28
flibbitygiblets Oct 20 #72
MyMission Oct 20 #82
Ms. Toad Oct 20 #131
MyMission Oct 20 #134
Doodley Oct 20 #87
ancianita Oct 20 #105
Chemisse Oct 19 #31
Midnight Writer Oct 19 #32
pnwmom Oct 19 #35
BlueStater Oct 19 #37
flibbitygiblets Oct 20 #74
BlueStater Oct 20 #81
Doodley Oct 20 #91
Orrex Oct 19 #36
Talitha Oct 19 #64
maddogesq Oct 20 #126
LovingA2andMI Oct 19 #38
Sucha NastyWoman Oct 20 #101
LovingA2andMI Oct 20 #128
Dopers_Greed Oct 19 #41
Sucha NastyWoman Oct 20 #102
Joinfortmill Oct 19 #42
Dysfunction City Oct 19 #43
Piasladic Oct 19 #50
calimary Oct 19 #55
yaesu Oct 19 #44
ClearSky24 Oct 19 #45
calimary Oct 19 #57
CaptainTruth Oct 19 #46
roamer65 Oct 19 #47
olddad65 Oct 19 #49
Piasladic Oct 19 #52
calimary Oct 19 #54
AdamGG Oct 19 #56
BadgerKid Oct 19 #58
olddad65 Oct 19 #62
flibbitygiblets Oct 19 #70
LittleGirl Oct 19 #59
Polybius Oct 19 #60
LittleGirl Oct 19 #63
onetexan Oct 19 #66
LittleGirl Oct 19 #67
Renew Deal Oct 20 #75
LittleGirl Oct 20 #92
Buckeye_Democrat Oct 19 #61
Talitha Oct 19 #65
Sherman A1 Oct 20 #111
JoeOtterbein Oct 19 #68
rictofen Oct 19 #69
FakeNoose Oct 20 #115
dustyscamp Oct 19 #71
Progressive Jones Oct 20 #78
Buckeye_Democrat Oct 20 #73
Progressive Jones Oct 20 #76
Olafjoy Oct 20 #79
PatrickforO Oct 20 #84
snort Oct 20 #85
Major Nikon Oct 20 #88
LudwigPastorius Oct 20 #93
Hekate Oct 20 #94
Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 20 #98
Totally Tunsie Oct 20 #99
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shawn703 Oct 20 #103
Illumination Oct 20 #104
smb Oct 20 #108
Politicub Oct 20 #109
mr_lebowski Oct 20 #112
FakeNoose Oct 20 #113
IcyPeas Oct 20 #119
Brainfodder Oct 20 #120
COL Mustard Oct 20 #121
honest.abe Oct 20 #123
maddogesq Oct 20 #124
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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:06 PM

1. He accurately portrayed the courts

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Response to shelshaw (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:29 PM

22. Thread winner 👆

I haven't even read past this one, but I'm calling it. (Welcome to DU!)

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Response to shelshaw (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:26 PM

48. ...

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Response to shelshaw (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:34 AM

83. Welcome to DU, shelshaw!

Indeed! This is the kind of thread that one can really get a grip on.

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Response to Name removed (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:09 PM

4. Does it matter?

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Response to Name removed (Reply #14)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:24 PM

17. As far as I can tell, neither. You want to know which party the "sickos" belong to.

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Response to Name removed (Reply #14)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:25 PM

20. He is a Democrat.

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Response to patricia92243 (Reply #20)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:31 PM

23. But he was one of the Buttery Males critics when Hillary Clinton was running.

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Response to spooky3 (Reply #23)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:06 AM

95. Too much talking about Buttery Males might lead a guy astray. Slippery slope & all.

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Response to spooky3 (Reply #23)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 08:24 AM

106. Buttery? Vaseline Or KY Jelly Works Better For That... Or So I've Heard! nt

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Response to spooky3 (Reply #23)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 11:59 AM

114. ...





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Response to Name removed (Reply #14)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:33 PM

24. He's been a frequent guest on CNN. He's an astute lawyer who is vehemently anti-Trump.

Our side takes a loss.

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Response to Earthshine2 (Reply #24)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:16 PM

116. Yes

While my inner seventh grader is laughing hysterically, I sure wish he had different employers.

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Response to Lulu KC (Reply #116)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:25 PM

118. It's a loss for our side. Much like Weiner. I liked him too, until ... nt

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Response to Earthshine2 (Reply #118)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:32 PM

125. Weiner had the double whammy

with his name. He must have suffered so immensely between about 5th and 10th grade.

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Response to Name removed (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:10 PM

7. Sort of neither. Supposedly a legal/constitutional expert/analyst. Anti-Trump by default because of

Trump's overt illegality and contempt for the Constitution and rules and norms and all that.

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Response to Name removed (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:48 PM

33. there's a 90% chance he was using the right hand and according to sex on the wrong brain theory

that that increases his need for certainty (certainty deficit disorder) and that increases his tendency to be redder (relative to the overall effect of moving the center to the right)

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:07 PM

3. Gee, thanks Vice for being more specific than prior reports which used the euphemism "exposed"

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Response to RockRaven (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:09 PM

5. Yeah, dayam, I thought he was simply nekkid

Oy

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Response to Leghorn21 (Reply #5)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:27 PM

21. I thought he was needing to go to the bathroom.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:09 PM

6. What a dope! I thought this was from " The Onion".

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Response to apcalc (Reply #6)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 04:08 PM

127. Me too. WOW

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:11 PM

8. Umm...

that call was arousing???

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Response to cilla4progress (Reply #8)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 08:26 AM

107. Don't Fetish-Shame -- If Election Simulations Are His Thing, That's His Business

He does need to learn how to block his webcam and keep it to himself, however.

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Response to cilla4progress (Reply #8)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 04:50 PM

129. "Masha Gessen as Trump...Yum!" (nt)

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:11 PM

9. At this point, he should just own up to it and make a living doing funny commercials.

Poor foolish man.

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Response to Beakybird (Reply #9)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:49 PM

34. Dancing with The Stars already contacted him

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:12 PM

10. He must've had an election.

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #10)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:04 PM

40. Had to read twice at first I thought it said they were having an election stimulation :) n/t

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #10)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:46 PM

51. Erections have consequences.

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Response to lagomorph777 (Reply #51)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:56 PM

53. Hee hee hee!!!!

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Response to lagomorph777 (Reply #51)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:44 AM

96. Thread winner!

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Response to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #10)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:08 AM

89. electile dysfunction

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:14 PM

11. Wow!

Here's a guy who really jumped off the cliff while his entire world watched!

He has self-imolated in a spectacular fashion!

Hey, Jeffrey!

Why were you fapping when you were on a conference?

I mean, WHAT. THE. FUCK?

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #12)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:42 PM

29. Perfect - LOL!! n/t

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:50 AM

77. LMAO !!!

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:46 AM

97. Hahahahaha!

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 09:32 AM

110. Classic!

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:18 PM

117. Thank you! n/t

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:40 PM

122. HA!!!!!! You nailed it!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:16 PM

13. Jeff did write an excellent book about hanging chads.


?s=21


Jennifer Taub
@jentaub
Jeff did write an excellent book about hanging chads.

OK, Iíll show myself out.

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Response to soothsayer (Reply #13)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:02 PM

39. ROFL!!!!!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:20 PM

15. Another casualty of CV19's impact on society. Doubt we'll be seeing him

anytime soon. Although, didnít Anthony Weiner get a couple of chances?

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Response to Hoyt (Reply #15)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 05:00 PM

130. This is his third strike. n/t

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:21 PM

16. Lordy ... there are taped backups ?

I hope Joe and Hunter are

✌🏻

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:24 PM

18. I dont think

there's any coming back from that.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:24 PM

19. WTF

WTF is wrong with some men..red or blue..with their fascination with their private parts? And yet..they wanna control our reproductive issues? Something is very wrong. Just let me say.. this is not alright. Iím totally pissed.

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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #19)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:43 PM

30. Do you have any evidence that Jeffrey Toobin wants to control women's reproductive issues? For what

reason have you to be pissed?

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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #19)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:03 AM

80. You simply cannot understand because you do not have said parts.

Scratching oneís self is very pleasurable. Not as good as an orgasm, but scratching any itch feels good.

In case you do not know, the construction of an adult maleís internal organs in the area means a bowel movement is a very pleasurable experience.

Be VERY glad human males are not constructed like males dogs, because instead of scratching, we would be licking ourselves.

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Response to MicaelS (Reply #80)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:15 AM

90. I'm a guy and I'm obviously missing out. Never derived pleasure from any scratching, never had to

scratch there, and never found pooping pleasurable either.

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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #19)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:50 AM

86. Shiiiiit, I'm masturbating right now...


...and Iím adamantly pro-choice, so your point is moot!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:36 PM

25. And just like that, we have a new meaning to the word "multi-tasking"!

From now on, when someone doesn't respond to a question on a conference call, I'll wonder whether they're pulling a Toobin.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:37 PM

26. Simple misunderstanding. He thought it was an erection simulation.

I'm here all week.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:41 PM

28. What's the big deal? It was obviously a mistake.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #28)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:08 AM

72. Can you prove it was a mistake? What's to stop others from "oops, accidentally" doing this?

if people can use the "I forgot the webcam was on" excuse to escape repercussions, what's to stop actual pervs from preying on their coworkers?

I'm old enough to have been around when women had to escalate issues to stop co-workers from, say, having pornographic materials on their computer screens (or in their desk drawers where they could be easily found by someone looking for a pencil or work file).

Sure do whatever in one's own home, but put a post-it on the webcam first, or prepare to suffer some consequences is all I'm saying.

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Response to flibbitygiblets (Reply #72)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:25 AM

82. Zooming can be dangerous

I almost peed publicly during a zoom call. Muted audio and video, I was listening as I carried my phone to the bathroom, and opened the video with a slip of the thumb. Phone was pointed up, realized and closed the video. I was mortified at what almost happened.

It was a mistake and I learned from it. I'm now very careful about making sure I've muted video and audio, and set the phone down so I don't accidentally switch it on when I don't want to be seen. Zooming can be dangerous, for people accidentally displaying body parts or private activities, but you're right, it can also be a vehicle for perverts and sexual harassment.

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Response to MyMission (Reply #82)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 05:05 PM

131. Do you pee during face-to-face meetings?

Manage your bathroom breaks the same way you manage them face to face.

Sheesh.

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Response to Ms. Toad (Reply #131)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 09:54 PM

134. Lol Rarely, and always with my video off

I was attending, listening to a meeting with my phone, didn't want to miss out on what was being said, so I took it with me. If I were in person or using a computer I'd have to leave the room, excuse myself, and miss part of the meeting. That's a benefit of zoom on my phone, I can take it with me. I don't always. I do walk away, but sometimes I do take it with me to the fridge, or bathroom, or taking the dog out. Depends on the zoom meeting, class, etc

In general, I can usually sit still until zoom thing is done, but sometimes I can't.

And from what I recall of in person face to face meetings, I would try to use the restroom before, and or after, not during if I could help it. Times are different. I'm older, and zoom exists.


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Response to flibbitygiblets (Reply #72)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:08 AM

87. Do you really think Toobin wanted this humiliation, and losing his lucrative gigs? That would be

the likely consequence of what he did if it was deliberate or not. It's hard to see that he planned for this to happen. The poor guy made a mistake. It's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened in his life.

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Response to Doodley (Reply #87)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 07:26 AM

105. Maybe not. He did have an affair and didn't acknowledge the child from it.

As with that, he'll have to live this down, too.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:46 PM

31. And you don't even get fired for that! Good to know. n/t

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:46 PM

32. Let those who have not masturbated in their own homes cast the first stone.

Come on, he wasn't trying to hurt anyone.

He basically forgot to close the blinds.

Being outraged that a man masturbates when he thinks he's alone seems silly.



Now that beating off on the job thing is another issue.

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Response to Midnight Writer (Reply #32)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:49 PM

35. Except he wasn't alone. He was participating on a Zoom call with other people. nt

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Response to pnwmom (Reply #35)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:57 PM

37. He obviously didn't intend to invite them to his happy place.

He made a dumb mistake that has caused him some personal embarrassment, but really isnít all that scandalous.

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Response to BlueStater (Reply #37)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:24 AM

74. spoken like someone who's never been sexually harassed in the workplace

He put his company in legal jeopardy, "mistake" or no. He made his co-workers extremely uncomfortable, which may well impact their ability to do their jobs, particularly if nothing is done about it. If I log into a video conference and one of my co-workers is wanking off, my company better damned well do something to ensure this doesn't happen to anyone else.

Pardon me for being annoyed, but I've heard the "your co-worker didn't mean to offend you with his sexually explicit behavior and materials" line way too many times.

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Response to flibbitygiblets (Reply #74)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:19 AM

81. They were right to suspend him.

Iím just not going to judge him for masturbating, a harmless, normal activity that millions of people partake in. On the other hand (*spppf*), Iíve always had enough restraint to not do it while Iím on the clock, but thatís just me.

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Response to flibbitygiblets (Reply #74)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:20 AM

91. It was a mistake. We all make mistakes. Why the anger? Do you never make mistakes?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:49 PM

36. If the call lasted more than four hours, he should consult his doctor.

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Response to Orrex (Reply #36)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:25 PM

64. Brilliant, hahaha!!!

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Response to Talitha (Reply #64)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:48 PM

126. Or how about this?

Ask your doctor if Zoom is right for you.😎

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:59 PM

38. YUCK....

He should never be seen on TV again. Period!

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Response to LovingA2andMI (Reply #38)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 06:08 AM

101. Really?

We have no way of knowing whether it was intentional or not. In that case Iíd have to give him a pass as long as his history doesnít include other similar events.

And then Iíd have to feel sorry for him - how embarrassing!

He doesnít seem like the type to do it as abuse.

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Response to Sucha NastyWoman (Reply #101)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 04:21 PM

128. Yes...

Disgusting actually. The other attendees should not been forced to view that. He knew the time of the meeting. Take care of person business before or after the meeting

So yes, disgusting and yuck.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:07 PM

41. What in the literal hell

How stupid do you have to be?!

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Response to Dopers_Greed (Reply #41)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 06:09 AM

102. Not that stupid if your mind was wandering . . .

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:11 PM

42. OMG! ROFL

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:13 PM

43. Election simulation turns into erection stimulation.

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Response to Dysfunction City (Reply #43)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:29 PM

50. Gross

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Response to Dysfunction City (Reply #43)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:58 PM

55. Welcome to DU, Dysfunction City!

SHEESH - I'll never think of Zoom in the same way again!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:19 PM

44. If this happened to me I would pull a Howard Hughes & disappear for a few of decades. nt

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:21 PM

45. LOL

Someone is always watching.

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Response to ClearSky24 (Reply #45)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:02 PM

57. Welcome to DU, ClearSky24!

I hope the New Yorker gets the situation in hand soon.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:21 PM

46. "a handful of other producers"?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:22 PM

47. Pee Wee Toobin.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:28 PM

49. What?...is that wrong? Cum on, we are in a pandemic.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:56 PM

52. I totally get it

I spend half my time masturbating and half my time in meetings. I just have to remember that I can't do them both at the same time. First wank; then be late for meeting... all good .... and bonus, they can't smell me.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 10:56 PM

54. Jeffrey Toobin's faux pas.

Or would that be "faux paw"?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:01 PM

56. He's usually one of the more intelligent, watchable pundits

I think I've watched him since the OJ trial in the 90's. I don't think this deserves to be career ending because he wasn't intentionally targeting/harassing anyone. But, the embarrassment level is off the charts.

He'll probably need to take a year or two off and then focus more on print journalism. And, he's now a cautionary tale for videoconferencing for all time.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:09 PM

58. Aaaaaaand the Pulitzer prize slips through his fingers. n/t

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Response to BadgerKid (Reply #58)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:23 PM

62. It might stick to his fingers.

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Response to BadgerKid (Reply #58)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:53 PM

70. Definitely a contender for the Putzpuller Prize though

I'd say he wins it, hands down

...I'll see myself out...

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:09 PM

59. OMG WTF

I really liked that guy. See him on CNN all of the time. What is wrong with men that have to jack off all of the time? Good grief.

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #59)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:21 PM

60. And it's not like his hormones were so raging that he couldn't wait

He's not exactly a teenager.

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Response to Polybius (Reply #60)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:23 PM

63. Right? Old enough to know better. Sheesh eom

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #63)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:37 PM

66. i really thought this was The Onion. old man still acting like a teenager

At first this was just crazy to me. Now i think it's pathetic.

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Response to onetexan (Reply #66)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:42 PM

67. totally agree

I had to see the photo to make sure it was the same person I thought it was.
The shock was instant. Come on man, grow up. Do that in the shower where nobody see you.
Gaaaaa

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Response to LittleGirl (Reply #59)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:25 AM

75. He found the topic exciting

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #75)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:24 AM

92. Ewww! Lol eom

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:21 PM

61. Yowza!

I was ashamed for years after my father opened my bedroom door unexpectedly when I was a teen (before he quickly shut the door again). I can't imagine my thought process in this scenario!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:37 PM

65. What a doofus!

Hilarious, but it's way up there on the creepy scale.

Who's ever going to feel comfortable with this guy in a conference call again?

Ewwwww.

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Response to Talitha (Reply #65)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 09:52 AM

111. Agreed

pretty damn stupid.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:43 PM

68. My Official Very First Nomination for...

...Worst Post of the Year (& grossest) for 2020 Yet!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:51 PM

69. Don't rely on software alone to turn video off

Cover that lens when it's not in use. Consider it as the video call version of two-factor authorization.

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Response to rictofen (Reply #69)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:07 PM

115. Yes! My camera lens is covered with duct tape

I'm never going to "accidently" send something that I didn't want to send.


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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Mon Oct 19, 2020, 11:57 PM

71. Was this his face when he realized his mistake?

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Response to dustyscamp (Reply #71)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:54 AM

78. ROFLMAO !!!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:10 AM

73. Who was he looking at while doing it?

That might've crossed the minds of the others during that Zoom conference.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:47 AM

76. You have to schedule these things so they don't interfere with the work day.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:55 AM

79. OK I know this is going to be weird comment

None of the zoom meetings I have ever been on started to turn me on and made me think I needed to take a break and go masturbate. My Zoom meetings make me want to hit my head against the wall or slap myself across the face

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:50 AM

84. This is pretty funny. Very embarrassing for him, but

it really is hysterical.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:50 AM

85. Put the zoom zoom zoom in the boom boom boom!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:08 AM

88. I think we've all been there a time or two

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:37 AM

93. "....and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts."

Hey Toobin, quit your lubiní!

How about less masturbatiní and more adjudicatiní?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:59 AM

94. What possesses these men?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:57 AM

98. Ffs, really?

Very poor impulse control for an adult. Nothing against masturbation, but unless you're a porn star, nsfw.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 04:05 AM

99. If he ever does make it back to TV, we'll all now be wondering

what's going on while his talking head is appearing in it's little on-screen box!

I just can't imagine what about that call brought him to that point. Was the context really that stimulating?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 05:37 AM

100. And they all watched?

No one said, "Hey Jeff zip it up"?

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 06:44 AM

103. Probably had Zoom in one window and porn in the other

People do forget the cameras are on.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 07:06 AM

104. Oops! That's a real gotya moment!...

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 08:42 AM

108. I Think I See The Problem

Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts


Obviously, he got too deep into character as Clarence Thomas.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 09:19 AM

109. This is why people should not multitask.

The left hand forgets what the right one is doing.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 11:39 AM

112. Man, I hate when that happens (nt)

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 11:56 AM

113. This is why my videocam and mic are always OFF

Not because I masturbate - no! But because I want to be sure I haven't accidently displayed something that I didn't intend to display.

It's so easy to forget to to turn it off, so mine STAYS OFF.



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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 12:27 PM

119. Jeffrey Toobin broke the racist Mark Fuhrman story in the New Yorker (for those too young...

to remember)

As such, Toobin was among the first to discover that Mark Fuhrman, the LAPD officer who was one of the first on the scene, was an unrepentant racist.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:17 PM

120. What's known as "Toobin"?

That's twisted Jeffrey!

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:36 PM

121. Jeffrey, Do You Mind If We Don't Shake Hands Next Time We Meet???

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 02:44 PM

123. Pretty dumb even if video and audio were off.

The assumption is you are paying attention when on a conference call.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 03:03 PM

124. Zoom conference pro tip:

Please know the difference between a computer mouse and a one-eyed trouser mouse.

This thread is cracking me up...😀😀😀😀😀

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 06:33 PM

132. Sounds Like An Onion Story

Heard This On Stephanie Millerís Show this morning and wow, that has to be totally embarrassing for him. Not that thereís anything wrong with that but you would think he would have made sure this occurred in private.

Not sure how he weathers this.

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Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 06:46 PM

133. oh brother

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