Trump Says He Could Beat Up Joe Biden
Source: The Daily Beast
The president of the United States has challenged former Vice President Joe Biden to a fist fight, and he thinks he’s going to win. Perhaps it was an inevitable response to Biden’s comments on Tuesday, when he said: “If [he and Trump] were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.” Just after 6 a.m. ET, Trump mocked the “mentally and physically weak” Biden and insisted that he would leave him in tears if the two men were to actually have a fight. Trump tweeted: “Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!”
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Who could have seen that one coming. 
Something about not voting for someone who can be baited with a tweet? 
He had his chance. He whimped out as a five-time draft dodger. Case closed.
* aka Dirty Donny
There are pictures of them standing together wearing the same kind of shoes. And Obama is 6' 1".
Is he trying to pick Obama's pocket?, or trying to cop a feel?.
Six years ago, March 2012, Justin Trudeau handily defeated Senator Brazeau in a boxing match.
March 31, 2017
That's right, non-Canadian readership, five years ago today, then-Liberal MP Justin Trudeau clobbered Conservative Senator Patrick Brazeau in a charity boxing match that put the victor on the path to the prime minister's office and left the loser's career in tatters.
At the time, the perception of Trudeau, the eldest son of Canada's most charismatic but divisive prime minister, was that he was a bit of a lightweight. OK, that perception still largely exists in some circles, but dude was really just a famous mid-level player in Canada's third-ranking political party in early 2012. Compared to the solidly entrenched then-prime minister Stephen Harper or the recently-deceased Jack Layton, Trudeau was neither nationally beloved nor taken seriously as a political player.
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Trudeau, basically a 6'2 beanpole, wasn't given much of a puncher's shot at beating Brazeau, who was a couple inches shorter, but heavier, barrel-chested and as the Sun News commentary team pointed out, more "tatted."
"I think he's been in more fights in a month than Trudeau has been in a life," future Rebel Commander Ezra Levant (who draws heavily from the Jerry Lawler school of commentary) said as Brazeau made his way to the ring. (Surely, I don't need to make mention that there's a problematic assumption there from Mr. Levant, whose co-commenter also adds the Algonquin senator comes from a "tougher neighbourhood" than Trudeau.)
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The fight ended moments later, with the ref calling it as Brazeau—nose bleeding/legs weak/mom's spaghetti—was completely unable to defend himself any longer. "Not even close," a clearly bummed out Levant said.
So, that's the time Justin Trudeau beat the shit out of a senator. Six months later, Trudeau announced he was running for Liberal leadership, and three and-a-half years later, he beat the shit out of Stephen Harper at the polls, took over the prime minister's office, and stole the world's heart with his mighty handshake.
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/nz9wpd/the-definitive-analysis-of-the-handshake-between-donald-trump-and-justin-trudeau
The car door opens. This is it. It's go time. Trudeau steps out of the car and glides into Trump's outstretched hand. He quickly braces himself on the president's shoulder, establishing an indomitable centre of gravity. He is going fucking Super Saiyan on this handshake. But Trump will not be deterred. He ratchets up the pressure and tries to pull this punk kid in. There is a tug of war. Trudeau is not moving. His hand is too strong. Their forearms are jerking around with electrical power and neither of them were ready for this to happen.
He can barely believe it himself and he has to look down at his own hands to make sure that this is really happening that, yes, he is not broken. He raises his head again to meet Trump's gaze with blazing eyes that scream SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS but also AINSI TOUJOURS AUX TYRANS because bilingualism. Utterly destroyed but wanting to be cool about it, Trump gestures at the cameras before leading Justin into his den of lies. He cannot hide the look of absolute mystification on his face.
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It looks like this photo was staged for public relations, am I right? I don't think this could have been a real boxing match.
No mouthguards, no gloves, and they're not in a ring.
There is also a 16 minute video.
loser denounces his citizenship and is ban from the country for ever!
oh, shit...
Project much donnie?
The dumpf wouldn't last 30 seconds in a fist fight, period.
Biden has always been an athlete.
Dumpf...... Not so much unless you count lifting burgers to his mouth as strength training.
Big mouth, massive ego, waste of oxygen.
