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Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:18 PM

 

So Now Touching In Any Way Shape Or Form Is The Bar - I Am Going To Hurl

So lets destroy every single Democrat that ever touched anyone.

Ever.

I will go throw up now.

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Reply So Now Touching In Any Way Shape Or Form Is The Bar - I Am Going To Hurl (Original post)
SeaDoo77 Dec 2017 OP
mainstreetonce Dec 2017 #1
PJMcK Dec 2017 #13
The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #2
FiveGoodMen Dec 2017 #12
Bettie Dec 2017 #3
PJMcK Dec 2017 #14
Bettie Dec 2017 #15
PJMcK Dec 2017 #16
Bettie Dec 2017 #17
Sen. Walter Sobchak Dec 2017 #4
WhiskeyGrinder Dec 2017 #5
MuseRider Dec 2017 #7
Squinch Dec 2017 #9
WhiskeyGrinder Dec 2017 #10
MuseRider Dec 2017 #11
Squinch Dec 2017 #18
MuseRider Dec 2017 #19
Baitball Blogger Dec 2017 #6
SeaDoo77 Dec 2017 #8

Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:21 PM

1. We need a list

Of every R who has ever been accused of casually touching a woman ,even if accused by anonymous women.

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Response to mainstreetonce (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:29 PM

13. Or a man (n/t)

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Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:22 PM

2. All male Democrats who are elected to Congress must wear mittens at all times.

Or maybe oven mitts or falconry gloves. GOPers, however, may walk around naked and hang out in middle school girls' locker rooms.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:14 PM

12. Not just that...

...they have to be able to prove that they have worn mittens every moment of their lives.

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Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:23 PM

3. I'm guessing we're going to have to move

to an entirely no touching society.

No handshakes, no hugging, no photos where daylight can not clearly be seen between each individual...no crowded buses or trains, only as many people as can have fully open space around them allowed. People who are larger than the norm no longer able to use public places as they might accidentally touch someone.

It really is the only way to be sure.

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Response to Bettie (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:29 PM

14. Except in homemade porno videos (n/t)

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:33 PM

15. NEVER make a home made porno

if you break up with that person or if someone else gets hold of it, you are automatically guilty, no matter how consensual it was at the time.

In fact, don't have any sort of physical contact with another human being without a notarized, witnessed, and very detailed contact expressing exactly what kind of contact is acceptable and then an affidavit signed after said contact (with notary and witnesses) to verify that the contact was precisely what was allowable under the contract.

And even then, you're probably just better off never touching another human being.

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Response to Bettie (Reply #15)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:38 PM

16. You've presented a problem!

If we're better off never touching another human being and touching ourselves is a mortal sin, what am I supposed to do?

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #16)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 06:42 PM

17. Um. I think

you might eventually explode.

But you will be pure. Unless someone anonymously says you touched them and then, well, you did it because anonymous accusations are always true, in all cases.

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Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:25 PM

4. Loretta Sanchez brushed against me with a suitcase once

 

can I get in on this scam?

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Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:26 PM

5. Never thought I'd see the #metoo backlash start in a Democratic forum, but I guess I should have

known better.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:35 PM

7. Getting a good start

right here.

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Response to WhiskeyGrinder (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:44 PM

9. I was here for the "History of Feminism" wars. This doesn't surprise me at all.

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Response to Squinch (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:48 PM

10. Oh lord, the flashbacks.

Good point.

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Response to Squinch (Reply #9)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:51 PM

11. Yeah

that was a boatload of goodies wasn't it?

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Response to MuseRider (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 07:11 PM

18. Interestingly, almost all the MRA types have been trashcanned by now.

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Response to Squinch (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 07:25 PM

19. That is true.

I took a long break and kinda let all that go out of my mind. I am sure that if I really want to check I could go through my list of ignored again but I think most of them were removed from even that list a long time ago. God that was awful. I stayed out of a lot of it, I simply was not cut out for that kind of battle.

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Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:27 PM

6. Latin American politicians are in peril.

All that hugging and kissing as a cultural rite is endangered.

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Response to SeaDoo77 (Original post)

Wed Dec 6, 2017, 05:35 PM

8. I Called The Office Of My Congressperson

 

And was told Al tried to kiss someone.

I said "on the cheek" or what?

How come his wife is not all pissed off.

I smell a ratfu*ing.

And we are falling for it.

Again.

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