Hello, It Is I, The Man Who Blew Every Last Cent Of His Fortune On Booze, Women And Movies

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COMEDY 12/04/2017 08:16 pm ET Updated 11 hours ago
Hello, It Is I, The Man Who Blew Every Last Cent Of His Fortune On Booze, Women And Movies
I could’ve explained it all to Sen. Chuck Grassley if he’d just called.
By Maxwell Strachan


Over the weekend, I was flipping through the Des Moines Register while taste-testing two fine American craft beers when I saw an article that piqued my interest. It was about proposed alterations to the federal estate tax. GOP Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley argued that the tax, as it stands now, unfairly benefits those who have spent every single penny they have ever earned on booze, women and movies.

Surrounded by empty bottles of expensive vodka and thousands of dollars’ worth of Blu-Ray discs, not to mention the dozen or so women I had paid to keep me company the previous night, I couldn’t help but wonder: Was Chuck talking about me?

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1. Bwahahahahaaaa...

[Hekate]

2. Wine Women and Song ...... screw Chuck Grassley

[burrowowl]

3. May Grassley rot in hell!

He is a worshipper of Baal!

[Midnight Writer]

4. I may have blown my wad on booze and women, but at least I am happier than any Republican.

It kills me to hear these Congress critters who have every perk paid for by taxes weighing in on who is worthy of things like healthcare or education or food on their tables or roofs over their heads.