Be honest: If you see a sign saying "Toot for Trump", what's the first thing that comes to mind?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

It's fart.

Of course it's fart.

Everybody knows it's fart.

Can we all just agree right here and now that the person who put up this sign wants you to pass gas in tribute to Donald Trump? Because clearly that's what this sign is asking you to do.

Of course, if you're living in England, the term "trump" itself is frequently used as slang for passing gas, so if the person who put up this sign is British, perhaps he or she simply wants to exchange farts with you.

[comradebillyboy]

1. Toot...two little white lines, one for each nostril.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Bump for Trump. nt

[rock]

12. Bingo!

[flakey_foont]

2. All the sniffing he did during the debates

Gotta be on coke...

[PJMcK]

3. Beans, beans, the magical fruit

You know the rest.

[eppur_se_muova]

14. Musical ! nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I fart in his general direction.

[GallopingGhost]

6. But unlike the

common hamster, Donnie's smell like elderberries.

[Chipper Chat]

7. Sip that White Lightning 'till you vomit and pass out.

[MosheFeingold]

8. Never trust a fart n/t

[Hugin]

11. +1

[gopiscrap]

9. My middle finger goes up

[Hugin]

10. Isn't that kind of redundant?

Aren't they both euphemisms for the same bodily event? At least in some parts of the English speaking world...

[rogerashton]

13. Come to that, I wonder if Russians

are aware that in American, "Pootin'" means passing gas.

No wonder those two farts get along so well together.