How to avoid being a mass-shooting victim

[Cyrano]

Brought to you courtesy of the NRA:

Don't go to concerts

Don't go to school

Don't go to church

Don't go to theaters

Don't go to Walmart

Don't go to malls

Don't go anywhere where there are 4 or more people

Have a nice NRA day.

[DURHAM D]

1. Stay off the sidewalks. nt

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. Well, most of the sidewalk danger is

from people who decide to use cars or trucks to mow down a bunch of people. You might be dead, but at least not from a bullet.

[smirkymonkey]

2. Never leave the house.

Or answer the door.

[DetlefK]

3. Move to Europe.

On average, Germany has one mass-shooting every few years.

[mnhtnbb]

4. Bingo. I am considering it.

Or maybe Hawaii.

[hlthe2b]

6. I used to think being nice to assholes (e.g., aggressive drivers) would help keep you safe too

But, recent events have suggested that it just doesn't matter (except to our own sense of being, I suppose)