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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald Trump said on Friday that his I.Q. is even higher now that he knows that the United States Virgin Islands are part of the United States.
Quite frankly, a few weeks ago, when I learned that Puerto Rico was a part of the U.S., I thought that that boosted my I.Q. to a whole new level, Trump said. Now that I also know about the Virgin Islands, my number must be off the charts.
He said that he was eager to retake his I.Q. test because of all the amazing things I learned this week". For example, I just learned that the stock market cant reduce the national debt, he said. If there was a question about that on an I.Q. test, I would nail that question.
Trump said that his one concern was that an I.Q. test does not exist that can accurately measure his ballooning intelligence. I always knew that I was scary smart, but now I think my brain is terrifying, he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-iq-even-higher-now-that-he-knows-virgin-islands-are-part-of-us
BootinUp
(47,141 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,290 posts)True Dough
(17,301 posts)then we'd have someone comparable to Barack Obama back in the White House. Wishful thinking.
brush
(53,764 posts)know that. How the hell do you grow up in NYC and not know that.
Only and imbecile would think to brag about that.
Hayduke Bomgarte
(1,965 posts)Does this mean he cracked 65 IQ points?
Leith
(7,809 posts)He was unstoppable!
Loyd
(309 posts)Trump has no idea what anything is!
PatrickforO
(14,570 posts)A terrifying, stinking swamp of white supremacy, sociopathy, psychopathy and complete incompetence. He's never been successful at anything he's done. Ever.
Stonepounder
(4,033 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Turbineguy
(37,319 posts)used to be satire. Since Trump, it's the plain truth.
defacto7
(13,485 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)it took me until the third paragraph to think, this has to be satire! I thought it was true at first. That's bad, really bad.
tclambert
(11,085 posts)And since they are islands, they are surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water.
Here's an IQ test for Donald:
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)Which of these things do not belong?
White House - President - Oval Office - Trump
You have 5 minutes to answer Donny...
raven mad
(4,940 posts)I despise sTrumpet.