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Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:42 PM

An elementary-age kid just asked, "What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?"

A: They are both orange, hollow inside, and should be thrown out in November.

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Reply An elementary-age kid just asked, "What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?" (Original post)
FSogol Oct 12 OP
MontanaMama Oct 12 #1
FSogol Oct 12 #2
MontanaMama Oct 12 #3
FSogol Oct 12 #4
ProudLib72 Oct 12 #5
gyroscope Oct 12 #6
QED Oct 12 #7
FSogol Oct 12 #13
BumRushDaShow Oct 12 #21
oasis Oct 12 #8
SummerSnow Oct 12 #9
Bernardo de La Paz Oct 12 #10
Paka Oct 12 #11
cwydro Oct 12 #12
SergeStorms Oct 12 #24
cwydro Oct 12 #26
lpbk2713 Oct 12 #14
SeattlePop Oct 12 #15
SergeStorms Oct 12 #25
El Mimbreno Oct 12 #16
GopherGal Oct 12 #17
SergeStorms Oct 12 #27
Le Gaucher Oct 12 #18
TeamPooka Oct 12 #19
Initech Oct 12 #20
riversedge Oct 12 #22
benld74 Oct 12 #23
pansypoo53219 Oct 12 #28
left-of-center2012 Oct 12 #29
louis c Oct 12 #30
left-of-center2012 Oct 13 #33
Atman Oct 13 #31
Plucketeer Oct 13 #32
geardaddy Oct 13 #34
DFW Oct 13 #35
sixsixsick Oct 13 #36
Towlie Oct 13 #37
FSogol Oct 13 #39
onetexan Oct 13 #38

Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:43 PM

1. That kid is my hero today!

Lord knows we need to laugh during this shit storm of a day.

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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:44 PM

2. It was a co-worker's kid in my office break room today. Hilarious. n/t

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Response to FSogol (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:45 PM

3. Brilliant!

Were there any Dotard lovers in the room?

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Response to MontanaMama (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:46 PM

4. Nah, even the few Repubs here don't seem to like Trumpy. n/t

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:48 PM

5. I'm definitely telling that joke

Half baked pumpkin pie prezident! Let's send Mueller a pumpkin carving kit.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 03:57 PM

6. Evil Trumpkinhead

good idea for Halloween costume

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 04:04 PM

7. A meme

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Response to QED (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 05:31 PM

13. LOL! n/t

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Response to QED (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 06:49 PM

21. DUzy!

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 04:06 PM

8. Zing!

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 04:19 PM

9. 1. kid gets the key to the city 2. Joke goes to the Greatest Page 3. Year supply of pizza

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 04:45 PM

10. They have similar IQ. Both need a lobotomy to achieve full potential. . . . nt

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 05:26 PM

11. I like it!

In the words of children.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 05:27 PM

12. Love it!

But he's still going to be here in November, I'm afraid.

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Response to cwydro (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 07:56 PM

24. It SHOULD have been....

LAST November!

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Response to SergeStorms (Reply #24)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 08:00 PM

26. Agree. nt

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 05:33 PM

14. Both have a face you'd like to carve up. **




** It's a joke. I'm not endorsing or encouraging an act of violence against anyone.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 05:52 PM

15. Except for the Deplorables

 

Think he's great!

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Response to SeattlePop (Reply #15)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 07:58 PM

25. They're the people....

who still have pumpkins on their front-door steps the following April.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 05:56 PM

16. And the difference?

The pumpkin has a higher IQ.

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Response to El Mimbreno (Reply #16)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 06:07 PM

17. A little more difference than that:

The pumpkin also has more morals.

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Response to GopherGal (Reply #17)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 08:00 PM

27. And the pumpkin....

is not quite as orange as Trump.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 06:22 PM

18. Oh- they should carved up before being thrown out

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 06:24 PM

19. I'd say "Slimey inside" instead. nt

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 06:42 PM

20. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 06:50 PM

22. chuckle

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 07:16 PM

23. #1 Halloween Joke fer sur

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 08:00 PM

28. squirrel & bird food.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 08:49 PM

29. Why November?

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Response to left-of-center2012 (Reply #29)

Thu Oct 12, 2017, 08:56 PM

30. elections are in November

Not his, or course.

Another line of reasoning is that we should only stand this Moron in office for another month.

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Response to louis c (Reply #30)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 10:08 AM

33. I didn't realize Trump's running for election next month

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 06:58 AM

31. Had to share that one!

Thanks!

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 09:31 AM

32. Indeed!

Orange, brainless and start to rot as soon as they're enlisted. I gotta say tho, the pumpkin has no thumbs and knows enough not to speak and reveal it's IQ !

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 10:36 AM

34. Zing!

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 10:48 AM

35. Here's how you can tell the difference when in doubt:

The pumpkin tweets less.............

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 01:31 PM

36. HA!

From the mouths of babes...

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 02:21 PM

37. Over 23,000 Google hits even with quotes around the riddle, and some date back a very long time.

It's hard to tell where that riddle originally came from, but if a kid said it then there's a fair chance he's well past elementary school by now.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22What+do+Donald+Trump+and+a+pumpkin+have+in+common%3F%22

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Response to Towlie (Reply #37)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 02:42 PM

39. Jokes run around for centuries.* I wasn't implying that the kid wrote the joke, they were just

repeating something funny they heard. My point (besides repeating something funny I heard) was to show that Trumpy is so ridiculed, that a young kid is comfortable mocking him around mostly unknown adults. The real knee-slapper is everyone realizes Trumpy is a joke.


* PS, about 10 years ago, a Roman joke book was discovered. In it was a variation of Monty Python's Dead Parrot joke. The Roman version involved someone buying a slave that turned out to be dead. The seller claimed he was just resting, that he had never died before, that he was pining for the Mediterranean, etc.

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Response to FSogol (Original post)

Fri Oct 13, 2017, 02:38 PM

38. clever!!

out of the mouths of babes

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