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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-knocked-out-in-first-round-of-white-house-iq-test
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an I.Q.-test tournament devised by Donald Trump to determine the smartest person in his Administration, Trump suffered a humiliating defeat on Tuesday, getting knocked out in the first round by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.
Trump had personally created the brackets for the tournament, which he had hoped would lead to an I.Q.-championship showdown between him and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. He was determined to face Betsy in the first round, a White House source said of Trump. He thought it would be like a bye week.
Trump was stung by DeVoss upset win, however, and lashed out at the I.Q. test itself, calling it both fake and rigged, according to the source. It had been a while since he had taken an I.Q. test, the source said. He had forgotten there was a spelling section.
Elsewhere in the I.Q. tournament, other members of the Trump family were knocked out in the first round as well, with Ivanka Trump falling to Vice-President Mike Pence; Donald Trump, Jr., losing to Trumps press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders; and Jared Kushner reportedly suffering a lopsided defeat at the hands of Secretary of Energy Rick Perry.
Trumps son Eric did not participate in the tournament. That would have been cruel, the source said.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an I.Q.-test tournament devised by Donald Trump to determine the smartest person in his Administration, Trump suffered a humiliating defeat on Tuesday, getting knocked out in the first round by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos.
Trump had personally created the brackets for the tournament, which he had hoped would lead to an I.Q.-championship showdown between him and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. He was determined to face Betsy in the first round, a White House source said of Trump. He thought it would be like a bye week.
Trump was stung by DeVoss upset win, however, and lashed out at the I.Q. test itself, calling it both fake and rigged, according to the source. It had been a while since he had taken an I.Q. test, the source said. He had forgotten there was a spelling section.
Elsewhere in the I.Q. tournament, other members of the Trump family were knocked out in the first round as well, with Ivanka Trump falling to Vice-President Mike Pence; Donald Trump, Jr., losing to Trumps press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders; and Jared Kushner reportedly suffering a lopsided defeat at the hands of Secretary of Energy Rick Perry.
Trumps son Eric did not participate in the tournament. That would have been cruel, the source said.
It's Andy Borowitz. But at this point the truth from this administration is often indistinguishable from satire.
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Trump Knocked Out in First Round of White House I.Q.-Test Tournament After Losing to Betsy DeVos (Original Post)
IronLionZion
Oct 2017
OP
It could have actually happened that way. And, the finally winner is: Sec. of Energy Perry
NCjack
Oct 2017
#11
45 failed it by not assuming he'd be the brunt of 1000's of IQ jokes, and he had no one to blame
lindysalsagal
Oct 2017
#17
underpants
(182,778 posts)1. lopsided defeat at the hands of Secretary of Energy Rick Perry.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)9. that was the best comment
of the whole piece!
rainin
(3,011 posts)14. "That would be cruel"
got me.
Any chance he'd read the Borowitz Report?
lindysalsagal
(20,678 posts)16. HA!
wryter2000
(46,037 posts)18. You beat me to it
I keep picturing Perry in his glasses
Afromania
(2,768 posts)2. We have reached the point where you can almost believe a satirical headline.
DK504
(3,847 posts)3. LOL
" ... at this point the truth from this administration is often indistinguishable from satire."
How many headlines today have been wondering if they were the Onion?
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)4. I thought the Trump admin was all satire................
Girard442
(6,070 posts)5. At this point, satirists must be eating Prozacs out of a bowl with a spoon.
Sneederbunk
(14,290 posts)6. Contestants reportedly getting training from Bob Corker.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)7. I definitely didn't have Perry past the first round in my bracket
cwydro
(51,308 posts)8. Lol!
That gave me a much needed laugh!
Gothmog
(145,131 posts)10. I love good satire
NCjack
(10,279 posts)11. It could have actually happened that way. And, the finally winner is: Sec. of Energy Perry
who guessed that the answer to most difficult question on the test, missed by everyone but him and allowed him to win, was "quark". Perry got this one correct because playful physicists in DoE told him that when smart asses tried to embarrass him on topics of advance physics, just shut them down by saying "the answer is 'quark'-- you dumb asses".
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)12. God, losing to Perry........how humiliating.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)20. The guy that Trump once said
started wearing glasses to look smart.
malaise
(268,949 posts)13. Priceless
and that's fugging losing
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)15. Sleepy eyes Carson the winner?
lindysalsagal
(20,678 posts)17. 45 failed it by not assuming he'd be the brunt of 1000's of IQ jokes, and he had no one to blame
but himself.
DOLT.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)19. ROFL!!
This was one of Andy's better ones.
IronLionZion
(45,432 posts)21. ...