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Tue Sep 26, 2017, 07:33 PM

Climate denial. Miz t. at Walgreen.

She's in line to pick up a prescription.
We're in coastal (hurricane prone) Alabama.
Guy in front of her says (more of less) "I want to get back to Chicago as soon as I can. (We get a lot of snowbirds). These hurricanes scare the hell out of me. Global warming."

The 'lady' in line behind Miz t. said "Global warming is a hoax."
The man looked at her.
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, it's a hoax."
Miz t. "When is the last time you saw three hurricanes in the south Atlantic or the Caribbean at the same time?"
'Lady'...nothing.
Miz t. as she picked up my prescription and walked out "Only idiots believe that."

Whoa!
Me: "Were you bigger than she?"
Miz t. "Yeah, by about a head. She was about 10 years younger."
Miz t. is 72.
"So you think you could have taken her if it came to a throw down?"
"Maybe, she had big hair. I could have gotten a grip."

Did I mention that I love this woman?
Cause I do.

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Reply Climate denial. Miz t. at Walgreen. (Original post)
trof Sep 2017 OP
panader0 Sep 2017 #1
petronius Sep 2017 #2
trof Sep 2017 #3
Brother Buzz Sep 2017 #5
trof Sep 2017 #6
Skittles Sep 2017 #4
ornotna Sep 2017 #7

Response to trof (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 07:36 PM

1. Tell her she's okay in my book.

Yay Miz t..

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Response to trof (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 07:37 PM

2. She's a keeper!

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Response to petronius (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 07:42 PM

3. Cajun Queen out of Orange, Texas!

FULL blooded Cajun, both sides.
Daddy from NOLA, momma from Bell City, LA.
If you talk to her right, she can throw a spell on ya'.

Cajun Voo-Doo Witchy Woman.

48 years together and she still scares me sometimes.

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Response to trof (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 08:21 PM

5. Don't Mess With My Toot Toot

She was born in a birth suit
The doctor slapped her behind
He said you're gonna be special
Hey you're gonna be fine

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Response to Brother Buzz (Reply #5)

Wed Sep 27, 2017, 08:08 PM

6. Aw man? Zydeco and mud bugs? Been there, done that.

AND TWO big ass washtubs full of oysters that me and Miz. t's dad hauled up off the bottom of Bastrop Bayou that morning.

FEAST!
Some raw, some fried and some in gumbo.
Them was the days.

Thanks.

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Response to trof (Original post)

Tue Sep 26, 2017, 08:17 PM

4. MIZ T. SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF GAL

yes INDEED

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Response to trof (Original post)

Wed Sep 27, 2017, 08:34 PM

7. You go girl!

You’re not wrong to love her. Miz T is my new hero.

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