Wonkette: Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn't

[ehrnst]

Despite how at least 10 men have been struck with the completely original idea of writing a Tumblr-quality screed about STFU HILLARY OMG, she, defiant as always, has not notified her publisher that she wishes to cancel the release of her book, What Happened, and moreover, she hasn’t notified her real estate agent that would like to purchase a cave at the bottom of the sea to live in for the rest of her days, so she doesn’t offend anyone ever again. You may pre-order your copy of said book right here!


PFFFFFFFFT, Hillary. Like anybody’s going to read her dumb book, which we ordered today. Probably just gonna give it to the Wonka-dog and watch her judgmentally refuse to even chew it up, since it’s probably just a bunch of secret Goldman Sachs speeches anyway.

Anyway, Vogue has a really nice new excerpt! (Click here for the last excerpts we wrote about!) In it, H. Rodham writes about her marriage to B. Clinton, why she hasn’t acceded to many people’s requests that she divorce him, and what it was like having him by her side in the hours after she “lost” the election. (Those are our “quotation marks,” lest one of the self-appointed arbiters of Hillary Clinton’s behavior find himself in a tizzy because SHE’S NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILI-TAH!!!!@!!1!!1benghazi!!!!)


Not only is Hillary Clinton not divorcing Bill Clinton, she says she’d make the same decision she made in 1975 to marry him if she had it to do all over again. And don’t worry, because it’s DEFINITELY your business, she addresses the elephant in the room, assuming we’re in a 1990s room with an elephant.

I know some people wonder why we’re still together. I heard it again in the 2016 campaign: that “we must have an arrangement” (we do; it’s called a marriage); …

By which she means fuck you.

https://wonkette.com/622774/defiant-hillary-clinton-still-releasing-book-tuesday-even-though-at-least-10-men-think-she-shouldnt

[FakeNoose]

1. Tell them all Hillary! More power to you girl!

[samnsara]

27. i have that shirt! warning..they run small so order up a size...

[FakeNoose]

32. It's a great shirt

...but I think it would be funnier if it said "But his tweets".

[George II]

2. Love it - give 'em hell, Hillary!

[wryter2000]

3. K&R

Love it

[Orsino]

4. Unfortunately, they have beaten her down as a candidate...

...which is what they cared most about.

I doubt the naysayers really care about book sales or book tours. Hillary's not running again, so they've won.

[bobbieinok]

14. Good grief!! Think of her age!!

[ehrnst]

46. And that cackle!! No chance as a likeable candidate!!!

[ismnotwasm]

5. God I know

Anti-Hillary People still pretending their bullshit smells like air freshener.

[IronLionZion]

6. ROFL!

So defiant! I love it!

[sheshe2]

7. Tell it Hillary!

She will not sit down and She will not shut up!

[WinkyDink]

8. Nevertheless, she persisted.

[iluvtennis]

12. +++ Agree

[MoonRiver]

9. Well, if 10 MEN have a problem,

they can all just STFU!

[peggysue2]

10. How dare she!

Be so resilient, refuse to be silent and live her life on her own terms. No wonder the press, the myriad of pundits and GOP screechers hate her. They cannot crush her or make her go away. She will not beg forgiveness. She does not need redemption or hand-holding or strokes to her ego. She will not dress in sack cloth and ashes or commit hari-kari for the satisfaction of others.

She just keeps on, keeping on. Dangerous, scary, defiant woman.

And this is why her supporters love her.

[treestar]

11. [phone]

Go Hillary! They never ask McCain to STFU. Or Palin or Mittens, etc.

[DK504]

13. OMG!!!!!

10 whole menz-es wow! We all better roll over and show our bellies girls !!! (Extreme Snark!)

I can't wait to read her book!!!!!

[lunatica]

15. Another woman who nevertheless persists on speaking out

[niyad]

16. YAYYYYYY HILLARY!!!!!!

[stonecutter357]

17. K&R

[nolabear]

18. The Amazon reviews of the unreleased book are horrible!

I dipped in briefly and just confirmed what we know. They are deranged. They're like Old Yeller, foaming and staggering and barking and slobbering.

How any of these people manages to breed is beyond me.

[samnsara]

21. how in the hell does amazon let them get away with that?.....

...I once ordered a ted cruz coloring book for a gag and in my review I posted that it was a great gag gift and amazon pulled my review saying it was harmful or insensitive or something. we need to ask amazon to pull reviews from folks who don't have a verified purchase of the book. that's their policy!

[ehrnst]

25. Ahem.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1107179782

[nolabear]

26. I hope they do. I'll report or inquire. It's sickening.

[LisaM]

31. How does anything with online reviews or comments let people get away with it?

I'm absolutely staggered by some of the really awful things I read, especially when they clearly violate the terms of service. A lot of newspapers have gotten really lazy and just use Facebook comments, and they don't monitor them in the least.

[ehrnst]

24. There is a way to deal with them

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1107179782

[FakeNoose]

33. They're lying a-holes who haven't even read it

Those reviews mean NOTHING!

We should all do the same - go on Amazon and give her book 5 stars.
I'm going to.

[mcar]

19. K&R

[samnsara]

20. love this womans strength!

[Nitram]

22. Love your title!

[Gothmog]

23. K&R

[NastyRiffraff]

28. Love Wonkette. And Hillary!

I'm getting the book today, according to Amazon. I can't wait!

Still with her.

[R B Garr]

29. Go Hillary! I absolutely love the attention this book is

generating. She was far too kind and accepting of the absolute smut garbage thrown at her in the name of political campaign dialogue, but it was just pure trash and lies. Glad she's giving it back -- no rules anymore. Give 'me hell, Hillary!

[maddiemom]

35. Just you wait!

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After the book is a HUGE bestseller, shel'll be castigated some more for "profiting from her loss," which was all her fault in the first place.

[R B Garr]

37. Yes, they are doing it already even here. Looks like

primary tears. Not fooling us!

What's funny is how little activity there is on the Russia Today threads about the news that RT "employees" have to register as Foreign Agents, lol, So profits are just fine for those anti/Hillary Thom Hartmann types after all! Double standards for Hillary, of course.

[ehrnst]

45. Because no one should ever, ever sell a book with a critique of their loss

[Jakes Progress]

30. Hooray for Hillary!

Unless you are a racist billionaire, the only reason to be a Hillary detractor is misogyny - whether the hater realizes is or not.

[roomtomove]

34. Men......?

Many if not most of the women I know did not like or vote for Hillary, and those that did, did reluctantly, for not the same reasons as men. In fact, overall, 54% of women voted for Clinton, much higher than the 42% of women who voted for Trump. But when the women’s vote is divided by race, it becomes clear that black women actually largely drove the so-called gender gap against Trump. Way to go white women! While I was hoping for a better candidate, understanding that the republican hate machine made her a vulnerable candidate, I realized voting for anyone else besides Hillary would be a disaster. BUT why are we wasting time rehashing the election? A true waste of energy and resources that will not help us in the coming elections.

[MrsCoffee]

47. Who is this "we" you speak of?

If you feel reading a book is a waste of your time, then by all means don't read it. I was thinking of reading another book or two next month. I guess I'll never be able to do anything with my life again with all this wasteful book reading I do.

[Hekate]

36. I love Wonkette loving Hillary

I can hardly wait for my copy of The Book to arrive on my doorstep.

[Heartstrings]

38. Boom, like that!

[keithbvadu2]

39. Hillary only had to overcome "the other woman". Monica ... Poor Laura Bush had to overcome "the ot

Hillary only had to overcome "the other woman". Monica ...

Poor Laura Bush had to overcome "the other man". Jeff Gannon

[Demsrule86]

40. I love Wonkette so much thanks for this.

[worstexever]

41. I love the Wonkette

Good stuff.

[True_Blue]

43. K&R

Back to the top!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

44. LOMFL!

[Madam45for2923]

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