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Okay, I Know This Is Wrong... (Original Post) JimGinPA Aug 2017 OP
I'm rolling. Solly Mack Aug 2017 #1
I'll give you a pardon! imanamerican63 Aug 2017 #2
Flipletos ChubbyStar Aug 2017 #3
Stilwebbos? nt appal_jack Aug 2017 #49
I kind of think they are adorable ChubbyStar Aug 2017 #50
Hey, if it walks like a duck... appal_jack Aug 2017 #51
AFLAC!!!! Quack quack ChubbyStar Aug 2017 #52
Cajun Stilettos Roy Rolling Aug 2017 #72
They have potential. Grammy23 Aug 2017 #4
They go swimmingly with EVERYTHING! ChubbyStar Aug 2017 #7
Not wrong, more like genius! fierywoman Aug 2017 #5
So wrong, yet so right. demmiblue Aug 2017 #6
I tried not to laugh. Cracklin Charlie Aug 2017 #8
I laughed, I cried... Wounded Bear Aug 2017 #9
How to be gorgeous at your next flood appearance ProudLib72 Aug 2017 #10
haha. riversedge Aug 2017 #11
OMG - those would be impossible to walk in drmeow Aug 2017 #12
The most impossible thing for a Trump to walk in are... demmiblue Aug 2017 #15
Zing! Pope George Ringo II Aug 2017 #26
BOOM! You just won the internet! calimary Aug 2017 #38
Work Boots. sarcasmo Aug 2017 #48
Oh snap! progressoid Aug 2017 #59
So much win in Control-Z Aug 2017 #65
Melania needed those today! Those spike heels...... Little Star Aug 2017 #13
That's not Melania's favorite color though FakeNoose Aug 2017 #14
gonna steal this EOM tiredtoo Aug 2017 #16
The truly sad thing tymorial Aug 2017 #17
Stolen and tweeted to Melanoma Sedona Aug 2017 #18
LOL! Not bad! It's actually so Right! Mountain Mule Aug 2017 #19
Aquawoman's flippers. Nt raccoon Aug 2017 #20
Duck! NRaleighLiberal Aug 2017 #21
And yet, somehow volstork Aug 2017 #22
LOL SunSeeker Aug 2017 #23
Just remember... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #24
He would try to sell them Control-Z Aug 2017 #66
Oh so wrong, in so many different ways!,,, Cryptoad Aug 2017 #25
A+ Corvo Bianco Aug 2017 #27
Perfect for showing off that supermodel duck face! Docreed2003 Aug 2017 #28
Snort!!! Hysterical! bronxiteforever Aug 2017 #29
Flippilettos. dchill Aug 2017 #30
Wanna bet she already has some? lpbk2713 Aug 2017 #31
WRONG?? DoctorJoJo Aug 2017 #32
Words are always necessary sarge43 Aug 2017 #33
You win the intertubes! lunatica Aug 2017 #34
Outstanding! Paladin Aug 2017 #35
These are a required accessory... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2017 #36
You win the internets orangecrush Aug 2017 #37
Float-US Wear. L. Coyote Aug 2017 #39
Do they come with a pair of matching mer fins? Initech Aug 2017 #40
Love it! Had to share on FB. C Moon Aug 2017 #41
Hilarious! We can sure use s therapeutic laugh about now. nancy1942 Aug 2017 #42
Just the thing for 2naSalit Aug 2017 #43
movie: Mama Mia... dancing down the pier in swim fins keithbvadu2 Aug 2017 #44
Oh, you so owe me a keyboard! kag Aug 2017 #45
(YOMANK) lastlib Aug 2017 #58
So that's what tRump meant about heeling the nation Blue Owl Aug 2017 #46
Is that Ivanka's brand? nt Fla Dem Aug 2017 #47
Yes it is part of her new line "Quacks R Us" ChubbyStar Aug 2017 #53
that's priceless. barbtries Aug 2017 #54
Those are way bigger then Trump's little hands! imanamerican63 Aug 2017 #55
Oh that is so funny!! Doreen Aug 2017 #56
It's when you actually try to sell them that they'll be a flop. lastlib Aug 2017 #57
That made my wife and me cracked up! progressoid Aug 2017 #60
double as pooper scoopers Angry Dragon Aug 2017 #61
Wiping tears from eyes. AllyCat Aug 2017 #62
I have a design improvement Sucha NastyWoman Aug 2017 #63
That rocks. neeksgeek Aug 2017 #64
Are those from Ivanka's line of footwear? SergeStorms Aug 2017 #67
"Floodwear" whathehell Aug 2017 #68
About as useful as a clockwork orange. Nitram Aug 2017 #69
you nearly owed me a keyboard! so deliciously wrong. niyad Aug 2017 #70
Too funny. I'm dying Alice11111 Aug 2017 #71
 

appal_jack

(3,813 posts)
51. Hey, if it walks like a duck...
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 07:30 PM
Aug 2017

...and quacks like a duck...

you are free to adore these stiletto flippers like some sexy duck!



-app

drmeow

(4,995 posts)
12. OMG - those would be impossible to walk in
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 04:27 PM
Aug 2017

2 of the 3 worst things to try to walk in - heels (stiletto no less) and flippers (the third I believe are, until you are used to them, snowshoes). But, damn, they look good - can I get a pair in red?

Little Star

(17,055 posts)
13. Melania needed those today! Those spike heels......
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 04:27 PM
Aug 2017

she was wearing while touring Texas flooding were useless.

tymorial

(3,433 posts)
17. The truly sad thing
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 04:36 PM
Aug 2017

If a certain company marketed these with red soles people would actually buy them and pay a lot of money to do so.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,483 posts)
24. Just remember...
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 05:16 PM
Aug 2017

What's wrong in tRump's world is actually right! He would love them if they were Trump branded.

Paladin

(28,202 posts)
35. Outstanding!
Tue Aug 29, 2017, 05:37 PM
Aug 2017

Thank God FLOTUS didn't step off that jet in Corpus Christi wearing a pair of these---the droll humor and the good-natured empathy with flood victims might have extended trump's presidency a little longer. Good thing this White House is incapable of such sophisticated gestures.

Sucha NastyWoman

(2,725 posts)
63. I have a design improvement
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 12:04 AM
Aug 2017

She's in Texas ya know! So lets keep the flipper part, and of course the stilettos, but add some boot top to it.

Maybe in vinyl faux rattlesnake skin.

Am I going too far?

SergeStorms

(18,882 posts)
67. Are those from Ivanka's line of footwear?
Wed Aug 30, 2017, 03:56 AM
Aug 2017

Malaria could have used them on her trip to Houston. The 6" stiletto heels she wore weren't very practical for swimming. Of course she Trumps would have hired someone to carry them across the water, and then would have promptly stiffed them for the payment.

Always, ALWAYS get cash in advance from anyone named Trump.

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