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Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:06 PM

Pretty soon, I won't be able to wear anything I own...

I've already retired my red baseball cap. It's actually kind of nice, and is emblazoned with the MC emblem on the front. But it's solid red, and from the back or side could be mistaken for a MAGA lid. Fuck that.

Now? Shit, I probably have 3 or 4 pair of pants that are khaki or light tan colored. Used to be half my wardrobe.

What's a guy to do?

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Reply Pretty soon, I won't be able to wear anything I own... (Original post)
Wounded Bear Aug 13 OP
dalton99a Aug 13 #1
leftstreet Aug 13 #2
Not Ruth Aug 13 #3
malaise Aug 13 #4
yardwork Aug 13 #5
Not Ruth Aug 13 #6
CatMor Aug 13 #7
Demit Aug 13 #8
Vinca Aug 13 #9
Clarity2 Aug 13 #10
procon Aug 13 #11
The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 13 #12
Equinox Moon Aug 13 #13
sinkingfeeling Aug 13 #14
mia Aug 13 #15
Wounded Bear Aug 13 #16

Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:08 PM

1. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:10 PM

2. You just need the correct white t shirt!

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:10 PM

3. Burn those golf shirts too

As well as the golf clubs

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:11 PM

4. Wear colored shirts or Tees

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:11 PM

5. I'm not taking down my tiki torches.

They're going to have to pry my tiki torches from my cold dead hands.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:12 PM

6. Red is a gang color

Can't wear red or blue if you are not on your turf

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:13 PM

7. Don't forget your long red ties

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:20 PM

8. Not surrender?

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:21 PM

9. My husband was just saying the same thing. He just bought new khakis.

I think you're all okay as long as you stay away from the white shirt/khaki look.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:22 PM

10. I'd put the red cap away

& not wear a white shirt with the khaki. We can't self-ban all tan/khaki pants. That wouldn't be fair.

My husband has a red baseball cap with some company name, and I asked him not to wear it since *trump*. Thankfully he was good with that.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:23 PM

11. Just tie-dye everything.

They might call you a hippy, but no one would ever mistake you for a Trump fan if you're wearing tie dyed apparel in an explosion of wild colors and eye-popping patterns. Itís impossible to be sad while wearing tie dyed clothes, especially if you accessorize with "I MISS 44!" or a similar catchy slogan embroidered on all your tees.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:24 PM

12. The khaki pants are fine; just don't wear them with a white polo shirt.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 12:27 PM

13. Add some flowers



Or add some iron-on patches.



Maybe it is time to update the wardrobe? You can still be cool - with a new look.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 01:08 PM

14. Go shopping!

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 01:19 PM

15. I was just thinking the same thing.

I will probably be suspicious of anyone I see wearing the uniform. I don't even own a white polo, but vow to never wear a white blouse with khakis again.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Original post)

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 01:28 PM

16. Group response...

Well, being on a fixed income going shopping, is an activity that I have to strictly control.

No, I don't have any white polo shirts. White undershirts, as we used to call them.

Thanks for your support.

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